TO BE A LITTLE TIPSY AFTER.....................................................................

[Fazzy]

HAVING TO GET UP AT 4.30AM (oops Caps = anger!!!) no feelin cheeky! to collect mil n fil's car from ebsfleet coz they gone on holiday, BUT, we get to mils DH locks keys in car WITH ENGINE RUNNING!!!! and no spare key!! and agreed to look after best mates house n cats for 3 days and having to deal with DD that refuses to sleep when at MIL's coz she hates travel cot and having arsey DH coz I won't look after DD while he bbq's - oh FFS I fuckin fart n it's the wrong flavour. RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH xx

now he is having a bollock bomb coz he can't fing nought to cook minted chops on bbq - GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!! oh, IABU!!!! It's coz I is pissed!!!! FFS we r going thru sooooo much sh'it atm it'ds unreal - if you love you will ask!!! he he he

please re-assure me r all men cocks????

What is a bollock bomb?

Hi Fazzy, hope you feel better for that rant!

where is everybody????? Oh someone send me a power slap to forward to DH's head FFS digging dartford tunnel on tits let alone getting on them. whoo whoo whoo - deep breaths, and calm. whoooooooooooooooooooooo

bollock bomb is like male version of pms/volcanic explosion of internal organs!!

hi lilo

ok im a loser goodbye

Hi Fazzy, you just pissed or do you really need some help? Here but about to go out.

Am i only allowed 2 post if i need help???! how bout just needin a rant n a chat - OK had 3 V&C's not bloomin drunk as such - but have read loadsa threads where people just post 4 a bitta contact. sorry if I have broken the rules, i didn't mean to, am fairly new n thought if I needed to rant then this was the place to do it.

Would love to help, but I am afraid, I don't speak text.

no, no sorry that wasn't what I meant, you can post whenever, whatever... just that it's hard to tell whether you just need to rant or someone to talk to, and no-one else seems to be responding. So would stay on a bit if you needed to talk. That's all I meant!

I was going to say that LGJ Haven't got a clue what Fazzy is on about!

oh i am sorry - i just need an escape!!! be my desert island guys!!!

i have a palm tree, any other imaginary donations??!!

oh, OK, u want juice n gossip!! Well, I was searching mil's house 4 spare key (see OP) n i found stash of porno's AND HER DILDO - I feel so wrong on so many levels right now - i didn't go lookin 4 it!!! but then, she is a cool MIL she bought me a sex aid n nipple tassles from a party we went 2 - long story - i think I have best MIL ever!!! (she does it 4 me not her son!!!!)

WTF!!!!

Oh Fazzy, the only rule you have broken is 'don't post on MN drunk'
No, really, I've done it, and clicked 'threads I'm on' the next day hiding behind my hands

But no, you're not being unreasonable to be drunk, just try typing full words, and sentences so we can see what the hell you're trying to say, it's all a bit jumbled at the moment!!