AIBU for being grumpy that my DH in my dream only got me a bottle of body lotion for Xmas ( light hearted)

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.......baring in mind that in my dream I was married to Harrison Ford . He got my dad a €8000 bespoke suit !!
Seriously though , anyone else on HRT have these batshit dreams that feel really realistic ?

LTB

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😂 Not HRT but hormone induced, I woke up fuming at my best friend Michelle Obama wouldn’t come and watch Bridget Jones with me after she said she would and I’d booked the tickets. 😂😂😂

You’re married to Harrison Ford. That’s the only gift you need.

i voted you are being unreasonable, you’re a lucky woman.

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Usually Id agree with you but a bottle of Dove bodylotion for Xmas ! ☹️😆

Well at least he was thinking about your body OP.
Possibly thinking about rubbing the lotion in for you?

Never thought of it that way. Stupid brain was upset because hed spent so much on my dad !
Told her a friend, she said I was very lucky, she had a sex dream featuring Donald Trump the other week 😳🤢

Oh my goodness your poor friend. She will be scarred for life after that!

Oh dear🤣🤣🤣
I once had one that featured Jeremy Kyle ,but Donald Trump 🤢

We have a rule in our house. If you’re mean in (someone else’s) dream you need to apologise. We all know it’s utterly irrational but who cares 🤷‍♀️

I've previously had to apologize to my dp for having the hump with him for something he's done in my dreams. I have some shockers!!

Good rule but my actual DH isnt Harrison Ford, alas.

I think shes still afraid to sleep weeks later 🫣

I think you should contact him and demand an apology nonetheless 🤣

😂I know what you mean!

Best dream ever though was being with lifetime (I mean as in 50 year) pop star crush at a country house party somewhere gorgeous. He'd proposed and was trying to get me to his Maserati so we could ride off into the sunset together. On the way out I kept spotting lovely antiques and the moment I said I liked something he offered to buy it from the host.

The bitter awakening. Oh, the bitter awakening😂. Have decided nightmares are best because you're actually relieved it wasn't real.

Harrison is a big meanie though and he needs to apologise.

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Me too. I once woke up really cross because Dream DH had asked for an open marriage. Dream DH is a dick. Real DH is lovely and reassured me he had no intention of doing that.

When I started on HRT I dreamt that Jeremy Clarkson had sex with me over a car bonnet. It was absolutely traumatising.

@JustMeHello you poor thing. 😔
My friend said she'd much rather have gotten a disappointing present from dream The Donald than sex, which is understandable.
Menopause is just the gift that keeps giving 🙄

😂(am missing the laugh react. Some of us used it appropriately!)