.. to want to answer 50% of the threads on here with...

[seeker]

...."Because he's a baby. That's what babies do. What did you expect?"

i went by the mn name of shit for a night or two once, born out of end-of-tetherness with life in general. it was v liberating to post just like a lot of these examples. nxt time youre suicidal you should try it; cheered me right up actually!

i try to avoid the 'Is my DH being an arse' ones.

because, hey, if you have to ask . . .

"people on state benefits are not actually taking money directly from your purse. And they do not have new cars every year"

I think everyone should have a 'post what you think day'. No matter how terrible the problem (within reason) you should post your first response!!
I may have mine today.....

I quite often want to say 'Oh, Fuck off', but I'm too nice, so if we can fit that in somewhere I'll be very grateful.

OP... I'm having trouble losing weight.
response... stop fucking eating and do some exercise, it's not rocket science.
OP... Is doughnutella a bad name?
Response... Yes it's vile and makes you sound rough.
OP... should I support my dh who wants to go to a LDC with his three best friends who are women?
Response.... Why don't you see if he can film himself when he cheats on you, you dozy bitch?

Your 'first response' day sounds good PP.
I may join you if you actually do it, but think I may need a disclaimer.

This response was formed on a first response basis, formed purely on your possibly ridiculous OP. The responder holds no responsibility for your feelings towards them or yourself after responding.

Just 50%?

rolf at doughnutella

and VS's disclaimer. Except that posting lines were closed . you will still be charged for this posting but your post will not be counted...

'I would answer this if I had a clue what you were going on about'

How about just

'I really don't give two hoots, I'm here to avoid housework and get responses to my problems, yours, quite simply, are not important.'

VS, I am laughing aloud as I avoid the playroom which has been my job of the day for about three weeks hoping that the dcs have forgotten that I said I would do it, which includes another clear out!!

Or, and have actually seen posts like this recently a lot (quite right too) "don't know about your problem, but your spelling and grammar are atrocious, why not address that and then come back?"