.. to want to answer 50% of the threads on here with...

[seeker]

...."Because he's a baby. That's what babies do. What did you expect?"

ChukkyPig - that's why I'd only answer 50% of the threads like that. 25% I'd answer "because he's not that into you" 10% "if you call your baby that it will make both it and you look like plonkers". And the final 15% I would answer with a random selection from "have you tried Boden?" "Make rissoles" "Put some savlon on it" "Why aren't you at A&E already you idiot" "I don't know if you're in labour or not, but if you can sit at a computer and type coherently then you've probably got a while to go" "I agree, all MILs are witches" "If you want your child to have a harder reading book why not ask the teacher?" and "It's much too early for you to be potty training"

petted lip n. the expression on a sulky face (esp. of a child); a sulky mood more petted lip also known as yer facin trippin ye

seeker, you're right about the A&E bit too.

I frequently wonder about people coping with emergencies and rushing back to the computer just to check what a random bunch of strangers think they should do!

Oh and "No, it is extremely unlikely that the postman ia a paedophile"

why do you think people care?

Why do I think people care about what?

Thanks ScottishMummy. Thats a great expression.

"I don't know if you're in labour or not, but if you can sit at a computer and type coherently then you've probably got a while to go"

ROFL

are you sure your MIL is a vodka drinking transsexual?

Don't forget the option for "It's her fucking wedding, not yours. She can do what she likes."

no kids at the wedding?so what!No Biggie

Yes I think your SIL is a bitch - we all think our SIL are bitches.

Myfanwy you cant be the only gay in the village i hear there are many petted lips aboot

Oh, taht's what I usually want to answer to these AIBU threads, seeker.

Oh, I see!

"Have you ever considered minding your own business?"

do you always get the wrong end of the stick,then?

YABU - Mother and child parking is not a right.

"Have you always been this idiotic then, or is it a recent thing" ?

'Yes, YABU, and you're also a cow.'

but everyone hates bawling kids and babies at weddindgs

I tried to answer that one. 'Weddings aren't about children, they're about getting pished.'

It didn't go over so well .

who wants a bunch of ankle bitters at a weddings.Nope no one wants 'em

But MIL always knows best,it is you who is the damn fool

BIG DOG'S COCK!