.. to want to answer 50% of the threads on here with...

[seeker]

...."Because he's a baby. That's what babies do. What did you expect?"

yanbu
but don't do it

Or:

"get over youself"

"grow up"

"Are you serious?"

"You need to get a life"

[Yes...I've had a few days break..but see I need to have a longer vacation]

oh go on. Do it.

or yanbu

ahh seeker

you are right of course

but show some compassion!

or were you one of those amazing women that popped out a baby and were really chilled about it straight away?

'cos if you were I bloody hate you!

so what's it got to do with you?mind yer beak

Hmm OK have postponed thread moaning about DH!

No I wasn't, harpomarx, and that's why I don't but sometimes it's so tempting!

Haud yer wheesht yersel, hen!

or "leave him, he's a twat, you deserve better"

yabu - just because the answer is common sense to you - or unimportant to you personally, does not negate the importance/relevance to the OP

or "how long have you been as mad as a snake?"

are you usually so biscuit arsed?

actually, the only threads that make me feel like that are the 'what shall I do with all the leftover mashed potato I've got in my fridge' ones ( that was an actual thread, sorry if any of you posted it, i totally understand your dilemma )

they make me throw my hands up in despair!

LOL

Does that mean you will answer the other 50% with:

...."Because she's a baby. That's what babies do. What did you expect?"

Or"have you had your sense of humour surgically removed?"
(love yours, controlfreaky - I shall use it regularly in real life from now on!)

or 'FFS!'

" Grow up, and look at yourself "

What's wrong with the original answer?

OP: Why is my DH such an arse?

Response (as promised by seeker): Because he's a baby. That's what babies do. What did you expect?

Problem solved!!!

PMSL Seeker. I started a similar thread a while back and got royally flamed for it.
I've still got the scars.

you are a feckin heidbanger wi a petted lip

'is he/she a PFB?'

your husband / baby / teenager / sister / mil / so called friend is an arse / baby / cow / witch / bitch / madperson and you should divorce / go to relate / phone 999 / lie down in a darkened room / run / eat chocolate..... [delete as applicable]
sorted!

Please tell me what a petted lip is? It sounds so good.

controlfreaky, you are on to something there.

AIBU can mostly be dealt with by offering a tick-sheet.