Anyone on this thread from The Underclass?
Just to clarify, that’s anyone who doesn’t work (presumably, in a paid job). Buy-to-let landlords. People who live off trust funds. Unpaid carers. Sold your business for a few mill? Footballers wives. Live off shareholdings? SAHMs. People with serious disabilities or illnesses. Recovering from a serious accident? State pensioners? Non-working Royals and Aristocracy?
Come on you Underclassers, you need to fess up. Do you ever walk the dog of a morning with an overcoat thrown over your PJs.
If so, you must be wrong in the heid. Or as us more awake types prefer to call it: mentally unwell. In fact, maybe that’s why you don’t work. Because you’re mentally unwell.
In any case, you’re disgusting slobs. The epitome of how Great British Standards of a twice-weekly bath are slipping. You should leap in the shower as soon as you’re out of bed, pop on a freshly ironed shirt before sitting down to breakfast (brioche if you can’t afford bread), then make your face up, pop on some diamonds and away you go to Asda/Harvey Nics etc.
Otherwise, the Spies will report you to the Ministry of Fashion.