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Inappropriate mnemonic from school?

219 replies

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 21:35

Son is doing exams Y11 - he has just told me they were taught this mnemonic in science (physics?) when they were in Y9:

'Gay X-men Use Vibrators In My Rectum'

(for remembering types of waves ie gamma, x, uv etc)

Aibu in thinking its inappropriate? He did remember it so he argues it worked!

For context, fee paying school, all boys.....

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vdbfamily · 23/05/2025 21:37

That is shocking😮

CassieAusten · 23/05/2025 21:37

You KNOW that's not OK, you don't need a poll!

Hoardasurass · 23/05/2025 21:37

Wow that's really inappropriate

Neweverything25 · 23/05/2025 21:38

Are you serious?

IWFH · 23/05/2025 21:39

He won't forget it though...

BlueyNeedsToFuckOff · 23/05/2025 21:39

It sounds more like something one of the Y9 boys would have made up - are you sure he got it from a teacher?

Dramatic · 23/05/2025 21:39

Wow 😂

I only remember which way stalagmites and stalactites go because our teacher taught us the phrase "tites (tights) must come down"

Skodasuperb · 23/05/2025 21:40

Massively inappropriate.

He is going to remember it though...

Muchtoomuchtodo · 23/05/2025 21:40

Really inappropriate. I hope you’re going to bring it to the attention of the SMT.

REDB99 · 23/05/2025 21:40

Are you sure it was ‘taught’ and not actually something the boys have made up and it’s just been passed down through each year group that it’s become the common way of remembering it?

stayathomer · 23/05/2025 21:40

Ask your son to be clear that the teacher said that not a student and then email the school (and I’d never ever say that but they need to know a teacher might be saying that)

RedPandaClaws · 23/05/2025 21:41

I'm sorry I know it's wrong and inappropriate, but I'm just 😂😂😂

YellowOrangePink · 23/05/2025 21:41

Noooooooo

BlackBean2023 · 23/05/2025 21:41

Must be a thing with science teachers. DD’s science teacher’s favourite joke was “how do you make a hormone” … “don’t pay her”

Hmm
Dontlletmedownbruce · 23/05/2025 21:44

I'm guessing teacher had a boring one and this was the version the kids used. If you are 100% sure it came from a teacher then I'd say something..massively inappropriate. Funny though!

RNApolymerase · 23/05/2025 21:45

When I was a teacher I used to get the students to make up their own mnemonics for things. Might have been that sort of a situation. Check first before complaining!

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 21:45

stayathomer · 23/05/2025 21:40

Ask your son to be clear that the teacher said that not a student and then email the school (and I’d never ever say that but they need to know a teacher might be saying that)

He's adamant and named the teacher....

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Fuckitydoodah · 23/05/2025 21:47

I really can't see any teacher who wants to keep their job teaching that.

Kids don't always tell the truth.

WearyAuldWumman · 23/05/2025 21:47

Dramatic · 23/05/2025 21:39

Wow 😂

I only remember which way stalagmites and stalactites go because our teacher taught us the phrase "tites (tights) must come down"

Our S2/Y9 Science teacher used that..."When the mites go up, the tights come down." However, he was a creep.

Koazy · 23/05/2025 21:47

Yeah. I don’t believe that. But please ask the school and tell us what they say Grin

springbabydays · 23/05/2025 21:47

BlackBean2023 · 23/05/2025 21:41

Must be a thing with science teachers. DD’s science teacher’s favourite joke was “how do you make a hormone” … “don’t pay her”

Hmm

Yeh my kids science teacher talks about Richard Craniums in class apparently.

thistimelastweek · 23/05/2025 21:48

Is he at Eton?

BallerinaRadio · 23/05/2025 21:48

Is this another Friday night on the wine fantasy post?

BaronessBomburst · 23/05/2025 21:48

You don't want to know how electronics students remember the colours/ values of resistors then!

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 21:48

Just don't like that culture of normalising chat like that with 13 year old boys.

I also witnessed a teacher getting back from a school trip telling boys "remember, you tell your parents it was already dead". Because he'd hit a deer with the mini bus!

But making them keep a secret from parents also felt wrong.

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