Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Inappropriate mnemonic from school?

219 replies

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 21:35

Son is doing exams Y11 - he has just told me they were taught this mnemonic in science (physics?) when they were in Y9:

'Gay X-men Use Vibrators In My Rectum'

(for remembering types of waves ie gamma, x, uv etc)

Aibu in thinking its inappropriate? He did remember it so he argues it worked!

For context, fee paying school, all boys.....

OP posts:
Mayflower282 · 23/05/2025 22:16

Dramatic · 23/05/2025 21:39

Wow 😂

I only remember which way stalagmites and stalactites go because our teacher taught us the phrase "tites (tights) must come down"

I learnt similar “when the mites go up, the tights come down” 🤣

Whu · 23/05/2025 22:28

I remember being uncomfortable at 18 as a female student being taught a VERY inappropriate mnemonic to remember the cranial nerves by a much older male lecturer.

I am shocked and surprised this happened in a high school though.

HuffleMyPuffle · 23/05/2025 22:33

Not me trying to remember the waves to fit because that seems pretty useful 🤣

Our science teacher let us play a game where we gave ourselves minor electric shocks to answer questions as part of revision 🤣

stayathomegardener · 23/05/2025 22:34

I remember thinking dd’s teacher was pushing it with KISS keep it simple stupid in 2009.

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 22:36

Just quizzed further - apparently the teacher showed them the list of types of rays on the board on one note.
He said you can remember them how you want.....I remember them like this, scrolled down to show his inappropriate phrase.
The boys were chanting it to each other the next day.
Im not going to say anything.

OP posts:
socialdilemmawhattodo · 23/05/2025 22:36

RedPandaClaws · 23/05/2025 21:41

I'm sorry I know it's wrong and inappropriate, but I'm just 😂😂😂

Me too! I am equally appalled and in awe. I might have done better in my physics a level ( all girls grammar = shit male-science teaching) if I had had this level of humour.

Whu · 23/05/2025 22:39

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 22:36

Just quizzed further - apparently the teacher showed them the list of types of rays on the board on one note.
He said you can remember them how you want.....I remember them like this, scrolled down to show his inappropriate phrase.
The boys were chanting it to each other the next day.
Im not going to say anything.

Why aren’t you going to say anything?
It’s completely inappropriate for a teacher to say to students.

noworklifebalance · 23/05/2025 22:39

I really don’t think the mnemonic is THAT bad

CurlewKate · 23/05/2025 22:42

Out of interest, why does it matter what sector the school is?

Catwoman8 · 23/05/2025 22:43

Octavia64 · 23/05/2025 22:00

Haha you should see what our year 11s come up with to remember trig ratios.

never heard such filth,

Yeah , I still remember this from maths lessons in year 10 and 12

Suck on his cock and hold till orgasm arrives

Stravaig · 23/05/2025 22:50

Yeah, that 'tights down' shite is sexist creep teachers going out of their way to be misogynistic, snigger with the boys, make the girls uncomfortable.

Stalactites, with a c, grow down from the Ceiling; stalagmites, with a g, grow up from the Ground.

Justwanttocomment · 23/05/2025 22:52

Op, I’m a science teacher and have heard that one before. I refused to use it with my class, but I know a teacher along the corridor did!

LoveTheLake525 · 23/05/2025 22:53

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 22:04

😡😡😠

Not even helpful either

Whats your problem?

I was laughing at the post I quoted.

I don't have to 'help' you.

As it is, I think the teacher was inappropriate, but it was 2 years ago. Your DS still remembers it, so does it really matter?

dancinfeet · 23/05/2025 22:53

Stravaig · 23/05/2025 22:50

Yeah, that 'tights down' shite is sexist creep teachers going out of their way to be misogynistic, snigger with the boys, make the girls uncomfortable.

Stalactites, with a c, grow down from the Ceiling; stalagmites, with a g, grow up from the Ground.

we learnt it as Stalactites hold tight to the ceiling, Stalagmites grow upwards in the hope that they might one day reach the ceiling.

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 22:58

LoveTheLake525 · 23/05/2025 22:53

Whats your problem?

I was laughing at the post I quoted.

I don't have to 'help' you.

As it is, I think the teacher was inappropriate, but it was 2 years ago. Your DS still remembers it, so does it really matter?

Eh? I was agreeing with you and saying the stupid joke wasn't helpful .

OP posts:
PinkStarsandBlackWalls · 23/05/2025 22:58

CurlewKate · 23/05/2025 22:42

Out of interest, why does it matter what sector the school is?

Oh. It’s because it’s ok if it’s rough kids and rough old state teachers. That’s to be expected. These boys have class though.

DBSFstupid · 23/05/2025 22:59

HuffleMyPuffle · 23/05/2025 22:33

Not me trying to remember the waves to fit because that seems pretty useful 🤣

Our science teacher let us play a game where we gave ourselves minor electric shocks to answer questions as part of revision 🤣

😂

uuuuu · 23/05/2025 22:59

I don’t see the problem. It’s a dirty humour thing that the kids found so funny that they haven’t forgotten it 2 years later.

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 23:02

PinkStarsandBlackWalls · 23/05/2025 22:58

Oh. It’s because it’s ok if it’s rough kids and rough old state teachers. That’s to be expected. These boys have class though.

No its because of the unfortunate culture (stereotype? Prejudice?) that historically
surrounds boys' public schools - and has been alluded to in responses to this thread

OP posts:
DBSFstupid · 23/05/2025 23:02

noworklifebalance · 23/05/2025 22:39

I really don’t think the mnemonic is THAT bad

😂.

I'm sorry I'm finding this thread hilarious but I'm really trying not to.
😂

DBSFstupid · 23/05/2025 23:04

Catwoman8 · 23/05/2025 22:43

Yeah , I still remember this from maths lessons in year 10 and 12

Suck on his cock and hold till orgasm arrives

😂😂😂

LoveTheLake525 · 23/05/2025 23:06

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 22:58

Eh? I was agreeing with you and saying the stupid joke wasn't helpful .

Oh were you?

...that's not how it read at all.

Pretend DS didn't tell you & have a great weekend!😊

noworklifebalance · 23/05/2025 23:07

DBSFstupid · 23/05/2025 23:02

😂.

I'm sorry I'm finding this thread hilarious but I'm really trying not to.
😂

Oh what did I say that was funny? Genuine question!

I know loads of inappropriate mnemonics- haven’t forgotten them or what they stand for 30 years down the line.

Motomum23 · 23/05/2025 23:07

Isn't yr11 end of gcse year - so 16 - if so I couldn't get my knickers in a twist... its Pervy but effective and presumably most boys just think about sex all day anyway. If he was 13 I'd be bothered.

Angelofmycoins · 23/05/2025 23:08

Motomum23 · 23/05/2025 23:07

Isn't yr11 end of gcse year - so 16 - if so I couldn't get my knickers in a twist... its Pervy but effective and presumably most boys just think about sex all day anyway. If he was 13 I'd be bothered.

He was 13 when it was taught tho.
He's only 15 now.

OP posts:
Swipe left for the next trending thread