To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

Jude Law would be another one!

Steve Backshall is a gorgeous man. Highly intelligent and talented but also celebrates his wife’s successes. I bet he never has a lie in though.

Ainsley Harriott.

How can anyone be so relentlessly cheerful ? And I just know he’d be a spoonyfucker when I was cooking .

Solomon and Swash. The gurning alone would send me over the edge.

Bono, because he's 65, and he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Just looked this up, the Vietnamese man said his eye injury happened when he was a soldier, and he feels Wahlberg deserves a second chance. The other people he assaulted (different place) absolutely do not forgive him.

I'm in a relationship with a (non-famous) Politician. IIRC, politics has been called "Show business for ugly people." The good ones are never off; it's a vocation, not a job. They are often very annoying, though.

Inspired by recent threads, Alice Evans!!

Oh my god and his continuous whinging and victimhood. Bloody hell get a job.

suspect his wife matches him though

James Corden
Marti Pellow
Philip Schofield
Vernon Kay
Blakey Lively
Tyson Fury

Those threads are something else!

He'd be useless in bed, therefore, wouldn't he?

Gordon Ramsey, probably very hyper and always on the go but his dc have done well and he seems to love his wife.

Victoria Beckham, must be hard living with her restrictions on diet

@thenightsky he's like a love sick puppy around Megan I'd be amazing if he'd ever lost his temper with her

Another James Cordenophobe here. Years ago he was on Never Mind the Buzzcocks with Germaine Greer, and behaved really creepily towards her, lolling over her, putting his head on her shoulder etc. To be fair GG seemed ok with it, which was a bit disappointing! But a lifelong repulsion towards JC began.

Yeah, just other people, probably.

Simon Cowell
Gregggggg Wallace
Geri Halliwell
P Diddy
Russell Brand
Meghan Markle
Fergie/Prince Andrew
The girl who just got nicked for smuggling puff into Georgia
The guy who invented 'Mewing'
Elon Musk
Donald Trump
Liz Truss

Claudia Winkleman .I would force her to put her hair in a parting .

@BobbyBiscuits love your list! Plus, I concur.

David Attenborough
back in the day you’d have never, ever seen him!!! And when you did you’d be worrying about whatever exotic, unknown to science bug had hitched a ride with him!!
though I think he has transcended celebrity status somewhat so perhaps doesn't count!

Thank you! Gawd, there are millions of them really aren't they, lol. 🤣

Yep 👍

we worked with him recently, he was a delight. His wife and son are also lovely. He is a bit hyper and made sure to talk to everyone. So friendly and down to earth.

This made me laugh. My daughter’s BF does exactly this. 4am and 8pm, and it does piss her off. 😤