I've lost lots of weight over the last year. Like, six stone and counting. I've dropped four dress sizes, and am on the way to needing another size smaller. My body is very different shape now, and I've acquired a whole new wardrobe.
So why the tiny violins? I don't have any shabby clothes for doing the garden in. All my clothes are new and nice.
What a knob i am...🤣🤣