To go home...FIL just made marmite toast without using any kind of butter 😱

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Like seriously, he spread marmite in DRY toast.

The man is clearly insane and we can't stay here any longer.

Despicable behaviour

YABU. Is it just marmite on toast you feel this way about?

Is toast with only jam ok? (I never have butter and jam on toast!)

I feel this way about toast and anything. Butter or margarine is an essential undercoat for any topping. Including peanut butter.

FML - leave IMMEDIATELY and dump the BF as he's obviously of a really odd human substrain.

If you stay with him and procreate your children will have fully plush body hair like a pelt and one eye in the centre. Probably.

Not worth the risk TBH. Better make sure.

One of the major incompatibilities in my relationship is whether you have butter under peanut butter…

No butter under the marmite? Is he a serial killer?

Pretty sure she's not planning to have a baby with her FIL.

See - they walk among us (on all fours though).
Observe the glossy pelt.........

What?!? That is so strange. You need the butter to soften the bread first and then the jam/marmite/peanut butter etc melts in.

Of course not! But the genetics............

He's a wrongun. Run for the hills.

Hate marmite so no idea about that…

but I am another who has jam and no butter. The two don’t work for me. One or the other is fine. For peanut butter I’d never add extra butter - I’d just spread PB directly on the toast and then add a dollop of jam!

You can swap places with me with talk like that

Toast always needs a layer of butter before the toppings, I especially love it when it slightly melts and make she toppings a but runny. Peanut butter is a perfect example, some people only out peanut butter on but that way it's too thick in my book!

You should gave left when you realised he ate marmite full stop.

DD does have a funny gait and a squinty eye now I think about it...

Just jam on toast? Fine.

Just peanut butter on toast? Fine as long as its not Aldi seeded sourdough which is so dry and crumbly it would mix with the peanut butter and turn into cement.

Just marmite on toast? You have either deeply offended this man, or found yourself a family of perverts who would think nothing of eating wire wool covered in battery acid. Run.

Dear God, what did I just read?

Totally agree it’s claggy without a bit of melted butter.

I'm I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll ask MNHQ to put some sort of warning ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

Just jam on toast? Some one get the smelling salts... I'm feeling ever so... faint...

I have had marmite at least daily for most of my 45 years and never had butter with it…
however, a crazy South African pal introduced me to Philadelphia on a toasted sesame bagel (marmite on one half, Philly on the other, meld together and let them melt/merge), and that was love at first (reluctant) bite

Legend

And just think, you've married into a family like that. Grim. 😂

All this time... I never knew....!! 😱