What disgusting thing do you do?

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I blow my nose on the washing before it goes in the machine... rather than find a tissue!

😄😄 yes, live your best life, why not

🤣🤣 I do this

I do that on a regular basis! It’s going in the wash anyway, I’ve already got it in my hand, it’s just efficiency in my book. 😄 (not knickers btw)

Chronic fatigue has a way of bringing a whole new perspective to all manner of household chores, to be fair...

You take a fresh paper towel after you've dried and washed your hands, open door with said paper towel, prop door open with foot and put paper towel in bin without touching bin lid (it was a swing lid). This was in the office loos not quite so easy when you are in the loos at the service station on the motorway. There you open the door with toilet paper and drop into the toilet. Outside you just have to do your best and antibac gel when you get back to the car

That's grose my daughter has ASD and OCD. She has a routine after washing her hands she lifts the lid on the toilet and insists on flushing it again. I make her wash her hands again. I've had family asking why I'm telling her to wash her hands again. Especially if we're about to have something to eat.

The answer is that you need to relax a little. Germs aren't all bad for you. Have you never been swimming?

Omg that's disgusting..but I'd expect no less from someone who calls a wee a wazz...

It’s definitely how things like the common cold spread and Covid etc. rancid

So many things! One of the worst is a ‘jug piss’ - I sometimes wee in the Pyrex jug to see how much in ml I’ve produced, and check the colour, clarity etc.
I once (god knows why) confessed this to my DH, and instead of being horrified and leaving me instantly he turned it into some kind of competition and saved up his wee for 18 hours or so to produce a 2 pint badboy, smashing any PB I’ve held before or since. I have a picture of him posing with it proudly somewhere 🤣

That’s love 🥰

For some reason this one made me snort, and my daughter came in to see what was wrong with me.

I used to do this when I was little. It was because we had a dog, I was copying him. I might just do it again for fun now you've reminded me.

@NDornotND dh does that with his man boobies 🤣🤣

Wish I was this flexible

This sounds like fun but I don’t know why either. Gonna try it - not tonight though as I’m on the wine

Ah, the latest Pick Me…

I don’t give a damn if a man’s touched his cock before I shake hands…

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Haha I do this … terraced house, 200 years old, steep stairs… it’s easier!

I don't even know when I stopped? I'm in my 40s and definitely still did this in my 30s! I've just done it and it really made me giggle 😂 thank you for the reminder of this simple joy in life ❤️

Many years ago we rented a house from a family who positioned themselves above the rest of us. That illusion flew at high speed out of the window when we first got into their bed (our first night in there) and we amazed to see one of the couple had adorned the divan with a random collection of dried bogies. Adds whole new aspect to 'interior decoration!'

I thought around a week is normal?

😭😭 oh God defo don't try it on the wine

I dunno, it just makes the day slightly better 🤭🤭

When I was at uni, my room was two floors up from the bathroom, so I’d often wee in a pint glass. One night I’d got home pissed, woke up and had a pint glass piss then gone back to sleep. Woke up in the morning desperate for a wee and grabbed the pint next to my bed and had a couple of big gulps before realising something was wrong 🤢.

As per my name, I also rinse my Mooncup out in the sink, but thankfully AIBU told me that it was ok.

I do sometimes, however, pick my nose and wipe it on things which I don’t think people would approve of so much…

cafe / restaurant staff always wipe down tables but never the salt and pepper pots and the handles of chairs or underneath of chairs where you pull them in when you sit down. I wish they would

Remember never use unsealed cups in hotels. They use the same towel they clean the whole bathroom with to clean / dry the cups 🤢🤢

I used to do this for YEARS. I was too embarrassed to ask my mum for sanitary wear, I thought sanitary towels were like mattresses. I often wonder what my mum thought I used and where I got it from. I tried to buy some tampons once, aged around 14. It was embarrassing and I couldn't get to grips with them. I used the tissue paper from aged 13 to around 18. I'm 50 now and use tampons and happily buy them and speak to my DS about periods no problem. I used to literally climb the walls in period pain when I first started, but too embarrassed to ask mum for pain relief. I would throw away any stained underwear for fear of mum seeing it and the embarrassment. Mum was always asking where my underwear went. I think she knew. She was not strict or unkind I was just mortified with embarrassment