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What disgusting thing do you do?

655 replies

eqpi4t2hbsnktd · 25/03/2025 16:20

I blow my nose on the washing before it goes in the machine... rather than find a tissue!

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WingBingo · 25/03/2025 18:51

well I’ve found a new way to get up stairs.

UndermyShoeJoe · 25/03/2025 18:51

kungfoofighting · 25/03/2025 18:49

I do this too, can’t think that there’s anything wrong with it? I do it in part so I can floss in the shower, which I don’t like doing over a sink.

Yes shower and brush teeth just spit at the end and clean toothbrush it doesn’t go back in my mouth after the water.

MissScarletInTheBallroom · 25/03/2025 18:52

I blow my nose into my hands when I am in the shower.

NormasArse · 25/03/2025 18:52

JeanGenieJean · 25/03/2025 18:13

My cousin used to just use folded up toilet paper for the same purpose

I used to do that when I had no money. I’d fill my bag with rolled up loo roll at work too- to last me the night.

babasaclover · 25/03/2025 18:54

CowboyJoanna · 25/03/2025 16:31

If it was disgusting in my eyes, I wouldn't do it.

But people at the place I used to work at before having the kids gave me grief for not washing my hands after a wazz (i wash them after a poo obviously)

They are right you are in fact gross and a germ spreader. Even if you don’t get wee on your hands you touch the button to flush the toilet and so have other people who have had a shit so you then have faecal matter on your hands

DaleyDerDrache · 25/03/2025 18:55

Hyperbowl · 25/03/2025 18:24

You must be incredibly flexible. I must admit, I’m slightly jealous. 😂

I've done it since I was a child so I think it's actually the reason for my flexibility in that area 😂😂

babasaclover · 25/03/2025 18:55

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 25/03/2025 16:32

Not disgusting but weird

I sometimes climb the stairs on all 4s when dd isn't home 🤭

I love doing that but do it no mattwr who is home. Why hide it 🤷‍♀️

cantthinkofausername26 · 25/03/2025 18:55

Not me but I caught my toddler wiping her noonoo on the bathroom hand towel after a wee… she had probably been doing it for a while before I noticed!

shellyleppard · 25/03/2025 18:57

@Bologneselove my dad still does this....and he's 80!!! 😳😳

MistletoeHolly · 25/03/2025 18:57

I put my fingers down the front of my pants to scratch and have a sniff of my fingers afterwards. I have a very deep belly button hole and it gets really smelly in there after the gym so I have a good dig and sniff

Differentstarts · 25/03/2025 18:57

LeaderBee · 25/03/2025 16:40

Wipe my mouth with the bathroom towel if i still have a load of toothpaste around it in a morning.

Why is this disgusting i thought this was normal 🫣

UndermyShoeJoe · 25/03/2025 18:58

cantthinkofausername26 · 25/03/2025 18:55

Not me but I caught my toddler wiping her noonoo on the bathroom hand towel after a wee… she had probably been doing it for a while before I noticed!

Your daughter and my friends son must be soulmates 🤣

kungfoofighting · 25/03/2025 18:58

Differentstarts · 25/03/2025 18:57

Why is this disgusting i thought this was normal 🫣

Mmm but then there’s toothpaste and spit on the towel?

Jabberwok · 25/03/2025 18:58

Wow there are some cringe makers on here.

Ok I was a professional gardener and if the customer wasn't in and I was desperate I would dig a hole to poo (only in gardens where I knew they couldn't work in otherwise I had a bucket and plastic bag). I clearly filled it back in. I always carried wet wipes. Only when I was really desperate. Ok, one time I was sick in one with a huge hangover

OldChairMan · 25/03/2025 18:58

samarrange · 25/03/2025 18:34

I sort of understand this. You get up in the morning, have a shower, all clean, pop the old chap in your y-fronts, nothing bad can get in there with it. And urine isn't all that germ-laden anyway. (But don't kid yourself: There is a cloud of very fine droplets all around the stream. Plus the accumulated post-pee drips. 😱)

But "you touched your willy" is not the only reason why you should wash you hands after having a pee. You should wash your hands because washing your hands regularly is a good thing to do, because everywhere else is filthy.

Without getting too obsessive about it, remind yourself, every surface I touch is covered with germs and crud, and that's now all over my hands. In fact there's a case to be made for washing your hands before you use them to pop the old chap out of your y-fronts.

He’s not showering with Domestos. And I don’t want to shake hands with this:

The penile microbiota may also contain anaerobic bacteria, such as Clostridiales, Porphyromonas, and Prevotella, some of which are associated with bacterial vaginosis (BV).

🤮

Purplebunnie · 25/03/2025 18:59

Devilsmommy · 25/03/2025 16:41

Omg thank god I'm not the only one🤭😂

I can't get up the any other way - overweight and the knees won't take it otherwise

ItGhoul · 25/03/2025 19:00

eqpi4t2hbsnktd · 25/03/2025 16:42

That's gross. And why we don't like shaking hands with men.

Who’s ‘we’? I don’t give a damn if a man’s touched his cock before I shake hands with him. His dick’s almost certainly far more clean than anything else we all touch every day.

I guarantee you that there are more bacteria on every door handle, keyboard and phone screen you touch - and indeed on your own hands - than there are on the shaft of a man who showers daily.

Differentstarts · 25/03/2025 19:01

kungfoofighting · 25/03/2025 18:58

Mmm but then there’s toothpaste and spit on the towel?

So 🤷‍♀️ everyone in my household has been inside me in one way or another so I doubt my spit would bother them

ItGhoul · 25/03/2025 19:02

OldChairMan · 25/03/2025 18:58

He’s not showering with Domestos. And I don’t want to shake hands with this:

The penile microbiota may also contain anaerobic bacteria, such as Clostridiales, Porphyromonas, and Prevotella, some of which are associated with bacterial vaginosis (BV).

🤮

You already have those bacteria on your own body.

eqpi4t2hbsnktd · 25/03/2025 19:02

ItGhoul · 25/03/2025 19:00

Who’s ‘we’? I don’t give a damn if a man’s touched his cock before I shake hands with him. His dick’s almost certainly far more clean than anything else we all touch every day.

I guarantee you that there are more bacteria on every door handle, keyboard and phone screen you touch - and indeed on your own hands - than there are on the shaft of a man who showers daily.

Sorry, I should not have spoken for all.

But really you don't mind shaking a penis hand? What about if a woman had just wiped then shook your hand? Fanny Hand?

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UndermyShoeJoe · 25/03/2025 19:02

Differentstarts · 25/03/2025 19:01

So 🤷‍♀️ everyone in my household has been inside me in one way or another so I doubt my spit would bother them

I won’t even share a glass of water with my lot. In or out of me 🤣

Hwi · 25/03/2025 19:03

May I please answer on behalf of several posters who made me literally gag when I was reading a thread yesterday - adults taking baths together with their babies and young children and normalising it! So basically, despite much research into what bathwater contains (faecal matter present between buttocks, urine, sweat, viruses, fungi) they happily do it. Gross (and vulgar too).

MyKingdomForACat · 25/03/2025 19:03

Blowing dust from in between the spindles of the bannisters instead of hoovering or using a duster.
Wipe dust off the big mirror with whatever is in the wash basket next to it. Grate the hard skin on my feet over the bedroom floor and kick the bits that come off under the bed. Put the cat’s bowls and plates in to soak with coffee mugs.

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 25/03/2025 19:04

TwoWildlings · 25/03/2025 18:40

Brilliant!

I used to do this when I was little, we had 3 flights of stairs and I’d race to the top doing it😂
Might start doing it again!

😭😭 it certainly makes you feel youthful 🤭

NDornotND · 25/03/2025 19:05

I have occasionally dried the rim of mugs that have been draining on the draining board, so mostly dry other than a bit of damp around the rim, on my boobs (covered in bra and t-shirt) - they're just the right shape and you can do two mugs at a time before putting them back in the cupboard...Anyone fancy a brew? ☕😁