To think that people who are obsessed with astrology are just looking for excuses for their bad behaviour?

[QuickViper]

“Sorry I ghosted you, Mercury was in retrograde” = “I just don’t respect you enough to be honest.”

I've never known anyone to say anything like that.

But surely the only reply is "Shove it up Uranus"?

Did somebody actually say that to someone unironically?

would immediately ghost someone who said that to me