Overly simplistic pish.
Only about 1-2.5% of the population are able to speak Gaelic to some degree. Scots in its original form really isn’t spoken by anyone. Every region/city/town/village has its own dialect and accent but if you ask the vast majority of Scots what language they speak, they would say English.
There are plenty of private schools which are elitist by nature.
Scotland is historically culturally Protestant but this has been in rapid decline for decades. There absolutely are cathedrals - Glasgow (St Mungos), St Giles, St Mary’s. They’re not governed by bishops but retain the title.
Golf is generally a middle class sport, shinty is played in the Highlands, and curling is very niche. Football is very obviously the most popular sport in Scotland as it is in England. Rugby probably second.
I would agree that Scotland is more left leaning and socialist, but 34% of Scots who voted in the EU referendum voted to leave.
The maiden name thing may have been a social or traditional norm at one point but it’s now very much the choice of the family (speaking as someone who’s lost a lot of female relatives in the past 20 years and all have both their married and maiden name on the inscription). It’s definitely not a hard and fast rule.
The Scots don’t “talk to everyone”. A working class Glaswegian is very different to a middle class person from Edinburgh, who’s very different to an islander from North Uist.
Yes, there are obviously cultural differences between the four nations, as there are in all of the different regions within them, but this type of lazy generalising does my fucking nut in.
Sincerely, a Scottish person who actually lives here.