"Wishy Washy set of symptoms?"
Jesus wept - I'll describe my "Wishy Washy" symptoms for you shall I? I'll start at the bottom.....
Feet swell up when I'm tired, in more pain than usual, or, just when they feel like it.
Pain either side of my Achilles Tendons - can't bear weight, pain is so excruciating on steps that I've taken to going downstairs on my bum.
I have pain either side of my shins which feels like someone is using a cheese grater up and down my tendons.
Left knee - tendon pain that feels like a knife stabbing if I bend it - but locks out if I don't move frequently.
Right thigh - sometimes left as well, feels like I've had 2 or 3 punches to the muscle. Agony when I wake up - sometimes takes me 20 minutes to get to a sitting position in the morning.
Left hip - pure bone ache - feels like an abscessed tooth but in my hip.
Lower back pain - standing for more than a few minutes leaves me in awful pain - goes quite quickly when I rest.
Left and right mid back - Dermatome pain - apparently feels like shingles (never had them). When it's bad, I can't have anything on my top half and have to lay in bed naked to the waist.
Chest - Costochondritis (that's inflammation of the cartilage that joins the upper ribs to the breastbone). First episode, I thought I was having a heart attack.
Neck/Shoulders - Top of my spine feels like I'm being stabbed with needles. Shoulders stiff and Left side swells up.
Bladder - when I need to go - I NEED to go. That's fun in the morning when my thigh hurts and I can't get out of bed. Pads help but I've been known to cough or sneeze and piss the entire bed, through the great big granny pad I'm embarrassingly forced to wear, because I can't move fast enough.
Bowels - IBS symptoms - that's fun too when I'm slow on my feet.
Brain Fog - Best I can describe this is word blindness - My son will ask if I want a cuppa and my answer will be "yes please love, can I have the one that isn't coffee" - because I can't remember the word for tea. I forgot the word for armchair earlier and called it "the thing you sit on that isn't a sofa".
Fatigue - Ever had newborn twins, with colic, that don't sleep and no one helps you? That's what Chronic Fatigue is like. It's not "a bit over tired". And guess what? It doesn't get better with sleep - I could sleep for 12 hours (I wish) and I'd be just as fatigued when I woke up.
Insomnia - Both pain based and well, just because my brain decides I don't have enough problems - this one is especially fun when I'm in pain - even with the sleepy meds. Happens every change of season, usually lasts about 6 weeks straight.
Vertigo and Tinnitus - OK, I've had these two since way before I started getting any Fibro symptoms - but Fibro makes them a hell of a lot worse. Upside of this is at least I know I'm not dying because I can hear my heartbeat in my left ear constantly.
I was a fit and healthy 40 something year old - now I'm fifty something, have to use a walking stick, can only go out with my mobility scooter and a trip to Tesco for a few bits can put me in bed for hours, if not days. For the last 48 hours I've been on a cycle of sleep for an hour, wake for two hours and I've only been out of bed to make a cuppa and pee. Everything hurts and all I want is a hot bath with Radox powder and Epsom Salts. Except I don't have enough energy to get out of my pj's and into the bath, soak, maybe wash, if I can reach around myself, and then get out, get dry and put clean jammies on. And it makes me cry, I can't do something as simple as that.
Spend a day with the kind of ongoing pain that I have - without any decent pain meds (because Opioids don't work for Fibro - and I would't want to take them long term anyway). Anti-depressants or anti-seizure meds are the only drugs advised for Fibro (apart from Ibuprofen) and neither of them work for me.
Now tell me about my fucking nice wishy washy set of symptoms, that can't be proved