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Threw an egg at a car in an insomnia fuelled rage. AIBU?

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EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 08:58

I live in a block of flats with a turning square for cars outside. It’s painted with double yellow lines.

Unfortunately, this space attracts antisocial behaviour, especially during warmer months. We tend to get cars parking up and people congregating there during the night, with people playing music and chatting/shouting away at all hours.

In the past I’ve just turned over and tried to get back to sleep (often being woken up a few more times that night). This was a real blight on our lives last summer, but we’ve had a bit of respite over the winter. Last year I thought seriously about what I could do to try and get the noise dealt with by the council, but from research (and past experience about a noisy neighbour), I don’t think this is likely to be effective. It’s not always the same cars/people. I’ve thought about going out there and asking people to be quiet, but given how inconsiderate they are being, I doubt this would work (and feels potentially dangerous). After thinking about it I decided there was nothing I could really do to solve this, and it was just one of those things, and I’d have to lump it.

Last night I was jolted awake at 3:30 am by loud music booming from a car. I looked out the window and saw it had pulled up just outside.

I had a tough week last week, getting some bad health news, and I have been suffering from a bit of insomnia. My job is always quite full-on, and I was already filled with a fair bit of post-weekend dread about the amount of work I’ve got to get through this week. I thought I’d been coping pretty well, but I do feel a bit stretched thin.

When I saw the car parked there, blaring music so loudly and probably waking at least a hundred people up in the overlooking flats, I was so incensed that I ran into the kitchen, grabbed an egg, and lobbed it from the window.

The egg splatted harmlessly next to the car, which drove away sharpish.

AIBU to become the egg vigilante?

OP posts:
HardyCrow · 19/03/2025 09:51

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:08

It's not funny. Eggs can cause lethal allergic reactions. Finding throwing food funny is grim and ignorant

Get a grip. Cars are not allergic to eggs.

Lyraloo · 19/03/2025 10:21

FeministUnderTheCatriarchy · 17/03/2025 09:02

It was very reckless. I would be concerned about retaliation.

Throwing eggs at cars with strangers is quite stupid.

Get a white noise machine, get some ear plugs and try to ignore.

I understand how frustrating it is to have noise like that, but unless it is the same cars repeatedly (so you can take their license and report) there's nothing you can do.

You are very lucky they drive away instead of either damaging your property or trying to get to you.

People doing that at 3am could be drunk, on drugs, gang members or simply volatile people.

In the case of all of the above, I doubt they would have any idea which flat it had come from!

Feelinglost10 · 19/03/2025 12:01

EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 08:58

I live in a block of flats with a turning square for cars outside. It’s painted with double yellow lines.

Unfortunately, this space attracts antisocial behaviour, especially during warmer months. We tend to get cars parking up and people congregating there during the night, with people playing music and chatting/shouting away at all hours.

In the past I’ve just turned over and tried to get back to sleep (often being woken up a few more times that night). This was a real blight on our lives last summer, but we’ve had a bit of respite over the winter. Last year I thought seriously about what I could do to try and get the noise dealt with by the council, but from research (and past experience about a noisy neighbour), I don’t think this is likely to be effective. It’s not always the same cars/people. I’ve thought about going out there and asking people to be quiet, but given how inconsiderate they are being, I doubt this would work (and feels potentially dangerous). After thinking about it I decided there was nothing I could really do to solve this, and it was just one of those things, and I’d have to lump it.

Last night I was jolted awake at 3:30 am by loud music booming from a car. I looked out the window and saw it had pulled up just outside.

I had a tough week last week, getting some bad health news, and I have been suffering from a bit of insomnia. My job is always quite full-on, and I was already filled with a fair bit of post-weekend dread about the amount of work I’ve got to get through this week. I thought I’d been coping pretty well, but I do feel a bit stretched thin.

When I saw the car parked there, blaring music so loudly and probably waking at least a hundred people up in the overlooking flats, I was so incensed that I ran into the kitchen, grabbed an egg, and lobbed it from the window.

The egg splatted harmlessly next to the car, which drove away sharpish.

AIBU to become the egg vigilante?

Being honest if someone threw an egg at my car I would make sure they would be wearing 6 eggs.
Noise is annoying yes but nobody HAS to keep quiet, the best thing to do is go and speak to them politely and if your not willing to do that you can’t really go around throwing things at people unless your prepared for the back lash it could cause?

Kuretake · 19/03/2025 12:03

Feelinglost10 · 19/03/2025 12:01

Being honest if someone threw an egg at my car I would make sure they would be wearing 6 eggs.
Noise is annoying yes but nobody HAS to keep quiet, the best thing to do is go and speak to them politely and if your not willing to do that you can’t really go around throwing things at people unless your prepared for the back lash it could cause?

How would you manage that? OP threw it from a window in a block of flats.

ButThisIsMyHappyFace · 19/03/2025 12:18

Easy to make such hard boiled claims from the soufflé of your phone, @Feelinglost10 ! Quiche to their own - I admire OP’s huevos.

DogsandFlowers · 19/03/2025 12:20

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:07

Yabu. My children are both severely allergic to egg and that is not unusual. Contact with egg could kill them.

Not that they would behave like that (I hope!). But you must not view egg or any other food as benign and harmless. It could kill.

I’m literally howling at this
the drama 😂😂
EGGS KILL KIDS

Cornishbelle · 19/03/2025 12:24

This thread reads like something from a Dave Gorman show - cue the violins!

Goodtogossip · 19/03/2025 12:57

Why only one egg? I'd have thrown a dozen in quick succession if I'd been woken up. I'm an ogre if I don't get a good nights sleep & worse if I'm woken up.

Isabellivi · 19/03/2025 15:22

This is an eggcellent idea! Keep lobbing them and word will get out to stay away

Isabellivi · 19/03/2025 15:23

Yeah and it is the vaccine egg protein contaminants that cause these deadly allergies.

HardyCrow · 20/03/2025 11:41

Shamrocker · 17/03/2025 10:45

So speaking to them is 'potentially dangerous'

But throwing an egg isn't?

Ok.

Youve not a clue about this kind of situation have you

Deboragh · 20/03/2025 20:13

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NormasArse · 22/03/2025 07:15

ilovesooty · 17/03/2025 09:31

Well there's some premeditation involved in going to the kitchen and getting an egg to throw so don't claim it was an impulsive act. Eggs could hit innocent bystanders or cause damage to another stationary car. I wouldn't have blamed you for aiming a supersoaker at them though.

At 3am? And the OP could obviously see the car and its surroundings, to aim (badly) at it.

NormasArse · 22/03/2025 07:25

After years of putting up with this kind of crap a the car park next to my house, and trying to reason with the little twats who were doing it; I applaud you. It’s antisocial behaviour, and it made me ill.

Eventually, after many reports to local police, and the council, where nothing was done, I told the police call handler at 4am one morning that I was going to throw a brick at the main culprit’s windscreen. They soon turned up and moved them on, and then the council put bollards all over the car park to stop them doing donuts in their cars.

They were dealing drugs openly there- it was ridiculous. It’s a beautiful spot, next to a river, but the lives of many residents were impacted greatly because of this selfish behaviour.

Keep throwing those eggs (but improve your aim).

MixedBananas · 23/03/2025 17:48

Can you perhaps print a foyer and hand to neighbours to see if you can all tackle the issue together.
Mind map and see what ideas you can come up with. Mega phones and flood lights and that's will soon deter anyone coming there.

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