AIBU to think my fiancés body has a weird skill??

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My very lovely fiancé seems to be able to produce his own belly button floof, which is oddly always blue. He washes every day, changes his clothes each day too (which usually aren’t blue), so how the hell is he able to produce blue floof daily?? We’re both confused by it. Anyone else know of someone who can do this, is it a common thing we just don’t know about?

YABU - of course, this is a common male phenomenon which you should know about, embrace the blue!
YANBU - yeh that’s weird, don’t accept any blue jumpers from him as a present

Floof? I thought was a euphemism for a vagina 🤭
Fluff in belly button is not unusual.

Try making him wear yellow t-shirts, trousers and jumpers for a bit. It's the opposite colour to blue, so perhaps it will change.

That's foof!!

Floof is a pet badge for a cat.

Every ones bully buttons fluff is blue. Fact.

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