To want to understand why they are re-releasing Beavers?

[LemaLemons]

https://beavertrust.org/historic-first-official-wild-beaver-release-in-england/#:~:text=News%20%26%20blogs-,Historic%20first%20official%20wild%20beaver%20release%20marks,for%20nature's%20recovery%20in%20England&text=In%20a%20landmark%20event%20for,the%20wild%20in%20Purbeck%2C%20Dorset.

beavers being rereleased in the uk - why? They are territorial animals and don’t really have a place in our carefully balanced ecosystem.

AubernFable
God, don't mention bats - the OP's already having conniptions about the rewilded wolves swimming across the Channel and bringing rabies to the South Coast.

I think beavers will do a better job than Thames Water, without going into billions of pounds of debt.

I think you should go and lie down in a darkened room until you feel better. Beavers are not out to get you - or anyone else.

OP, you are clueless and unable to process any information that challenges your view. That is a very immature and underdeveloped way of thinking.

Think of the kiddies.

The beavers can smell them you know.

To be fair Rabid-Channel-Swimming-Super-Wolves might raise a little anxiety.

Maybe we should ask the Scouts to tighten up their policies to keep the rogue Beavers under controls

Oh wait

Wrong Beavers

Don't be ridiculous, we cannot organise a railway service, safe buildings or a piss up in a brewery here.

Oh do stop it, this is getting silly now. Beavers are mostly peaceful animals and would only pose a threat to humans if they themselves felt threatened and/or had their young nearby. Beaver attacks on humans are extremely rare. Why don't you worry about badgers instead? They're much bigger, armed to the teeth and could do you a lot of harm if they felt so inclined.

I believe this is why the world is going to hell in a hand basket. The fact humans are worried about their children being exposed to pretty harmless animals is the reason we are in this mess. It’s quite shocking

Corrected that for you

I can tell you the beavers intentions.
Eat.
Shit
Make dams
Make more beavers
World domination and the end of life as we know it
The end

Lovely to see the thread running free. Like the beavers and the bison.

(Bisons? Bison.)

Ditto!

How do you know? It’s highly likely you could sit a group of beavers down and get more sense from them than you can from many of the world’s leaders. More power to the beavers I say.

Do we know what side the beavers will be on when the Rabid-Channel-Swimming-Super-Wolves arrive? We could be in trouble if the bison rise up too.

I've sat down with 🍿 to read this thread..
Could the beavers be plotting to re-flood, flood plains that local dodgy development companies have appropriated with bribes for building shoeboxes houses on?
🤔

Ooh, they were talking about European wolves at lunchtime on radio 4. They were focussing on Transylvania but apparently even Luxembourg had some.

I live near a beaver colony. I have yet to hear of anyone coming to any harm as a result of a beaver attack. I'd love to think of the beavers teaming up and taking down any intruder but, in reality, they aren't the most forthcoming of creatures and are extremely unlikely to confront a human, child or otherwise.

Beaver gangs will be rife 😮

My mind is boggling at violent beavers!

Maybe put the beavers in charge of the railways then??!!

God I enjoyed that thread. Violent beavers and their intentions eh.

Or the wolves swimming the Channel?

Maybe they can fight each other and we can rise from the ashes?

Don’t tell the OP that. We’ll be getting threads about an invasion of Transylvanian vampire wolves next.
Perhaps:
“Should we be worried about a cross channel invasion of aquatic vampiric lupines?”