To think that I'm....

[ThisFluentBiscuit]

A filthy dirty whorebag!!!

[This is a light-hearted thread]

A FWB from seven years ago has just got in touch, saying he's going to be in town next week and do I want some how's your father? He has always kept in touch regularly, although I haven't seen him for five years. My answer is YES PLEASE, HANDSOME!

In addition, I'm seeing my current FWB for some rumpy-pumpery later this week, AND we're going to the theatre next week too.

That's three dates in a week! Usually I have none! (Don't see FWB that much.)

So much fun after my looog and terrible marriage!

YABU - of course you're not a filthy dirty whorebag; I have more dates than that lined up for next week and I'm an angel.

YANBU - Spot on, you should be locked up.

🤭😂

YABU, it sounds wonderful! Although you are also YABU for using the phrase rumpy pumpery.

Enjoy 👏🏼

🤣🤣🤣🤣 enjoy

Have so much fun but you are being very veryvunreasonable to use tte term whorebag!

Ladies can like sex too 😅

Fair play to you. Rumpy pumpery away!!!

Go for it! We are only here once

Have fun!

I've had such a terrible few years, losing both my parents and other losses as well. I can't believe I'm going to have such a fun week!

Now all I have to do is resist the urge to dress like a "French tart," as my much-older part-French friend would say!

Good for you OP!!

Meanwhile I have in my calendar <checks notes> fuck all 🤣

Former FWB has some ED problems - hoping they've resolved. If not, current FWB has no problems in that dept (I suspect Viagra), which is good because I need the wood, know what I'm saying? 😂🤭

I hope you’re going to wear leopard print Kat Slater style?

I NEVER have a week like this, not ever, believe me - which is why I'm so excited!

"Bounces off to check wardrobe"

Ooooh, ne pas temptez moi!

Guess what else? I'm massively overweight and they don't care! In fact, former FWB had weight-loss surgery himself, so he gets it!

... an attention seeker?

... a bit annoying to start a teaser thread?

... somewhat childish?

😂 There's always one, isn't there!

You have a brilliant time OP. I’m just happy you’re happy! 😊 Just to be a bit of a mum, make sure you use condoms. And enjoy :)

What’s your weight got to do with anything? And why use such derogatory terminology to describe yourself? I don’t think you’re quite as happy as you claim to be, but I’m hopefully wrong.

I'm happy about the next week!

Ooooh, he's staying in a gorgeous five-star hotel! Yessss! I get to do the hokey-cokey in a palace!! It gets better and better!

I can't remember the last time anything this fun happened to me!

That's such a sweet comment, thank you! My mum is long gone. So touching when other women make caring Mum comments to me! 🥹