to lie to dp

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that kids sleep less than they really do during the day so that i can get away with less housework and more sunbathing?

PMSL!!! Of course not! How do you reckon I manage to spend time on here and not do the washing up!

Not lying anyway - just stretching the truth! 'Oh ds slept about 1 hour' (1 and a half )

No not unreasonable - if mine still slept I would be doing the same - we all need a bit of colour to make us feel good

Ive just told mine when he phoned that I was vacumning . its only a white lie . LOL

What mother doesn't

'Oh they were such a nightmare today hence I got nothing done'

Just clear your browser history so he can't see how much you are on mumsnet

And make sure you spray some polish in the air when you see his car pull into the road!

You would only be being unreasonable if you expect him to do the cleaning.

darling daughter does point to hoover and say daddies but generally i do everything else. Dp does also do a bit of ironing sometimes.

I am presuming this is a light hearted thread and you ladies don't really feel you have to explain your every movement/leisure time to your DP's??