Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??

[Roxieandthegang]

Has anyone heard this song
I heard it other other day and was so so shocked by the lyrics I nearly had a heart attack 😂
Why do mainstream artists bring out utter filth like this. I really don’t like my kids (teenage) hearing this garbage….ive listened to some garbage in my time but it’s another level and is shocking to me coming from such a popular artist.
I know everyone will be like well they will hear it on YouTube/tiktok…..but I’d really like it not to be coming up on Spotify which they listen to alot 🫣

There are some suggestions upthread, round and round the garden, I'm a little teapot, and one I also just thought up 'titties, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'

Now. don't accidentally sing that at the next play group you attend. Unless attended by persons from this thread you may get some funny looks.

RIP Bruno, you are dead to us now.

Googled the lyrics and now all I can think of is
Soft kitty, warm kitty

It is EVERYONE'S responsibility to protect children from porn. Don't YOU think so? If you don't think that "Milk mustache on your face when I cum", "slob on my clit", "Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin", "pussy drip like gold", "Squirt in your mouth, squirt on your bed", "Coochie water autograph" is porn language, then there is something seriously wrong with your mentality. I'm 52, led quite the opposite of a sheltered life and I don't want to hear that stuff. I certainly don't want any child (or my granny!) to have to listen to such utter, degrading language.

Music artists who are being paid by and who usually aim music at kids / teens, (young adults even) definitely have a duty of responsibility to those same kids to make sure they are not exposed to such degrading language for a woman's body.

Eminem has some out there songs. Fack is pretty much the same as this, if not more in a way

YES!!!!!!! 👏

Round and round the garden
Like a teddy bear
One step, two steps
Tickle me bum-bum hair

There we are: raunchy and adult, but respectably so!

Jay did say “So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here I was fingering, I was just toe fucking the one on the floor”. This would actually fit in the song perfectly, so I am beginning to think Jay is the mastermind behind Bruno Mars’ latest track!

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😂😂😂 Jay during his song pinch to Bruno Mars and Sexyy Red!

😱😱😱oh nooo I didn't want to read that on a Monday!

Hell, even Mozart wrote a piece called Lech mich im Arsch- it's not too hard to figure out what that one means in English.

Incredibly, there's actually some very early footage of Mozart and his obsession with rudery and bawdiness on YouTube.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZsCSrsbPGY&pp=ygUjYXJtc3Ryb25nIGFuZCBtaWxsZXIgZ2F5IGJhciBza2V0Y2g%3D

Backwards?

Lyrics were never like that!

Absolute yes to this 👏 very well said.

Bleurgh. Revolting song. My daughter absolutely loves his APT song as well which is a shame. Why do some singers just degenerate? He started out singing poppy songs with people in monkey suits but i guess he's trying to be edgy now. Sigh.

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Yes, actually I do

What's creative about this song?

Is it beautiful? Is it clever? Is it witty? What story does it tell? What emotions does it touch? Is it amusing?

I thank the lord I'm the age I am. I grew up listening to my parents' music, my older siblings' and then the music that mattered to me.

I know old folks never seem to understand the music that comes later but this is beyond that.

I don't want music played that is offensive to anyone listening

Welllllll I'm officially an Oldiewonk then because yep, thats grim. Thats like someone took illiterate text-speak sexting and put it to music.

Lovely. I can start saying 'in my day, music wasn't also porn'.

I am now going to be spending the rest of the evening pondering the mechanics of forehead titties.

🤣🤣 it really does. Just as though someone just wrote a list of “gross-sexy” phrases. As many as they could think of in 30 seconds. Then Published it.

What a pile of crap! 0/10 Bruno, you’re as pathetic as you can get.

The lyrics are a little strong but it's less offensive to my ears than that dreadful dirge of a duet he did with Lady GaGa recently, Die With A Smile, I like Lady GaGa usually but she and Bruno Mars really need to give ballads a wide berth!
I'm loving APT, Bruno Mars duet with Rose, though, very catchy, perhaps too catchy as many South Korean students have apparently claimed it has become stuck in their brains and is distracting them during exam season!

@DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe I'm ready to remix this, for optimal profits. Are you ready to headline Glasto?

The crowd will go mad for this.

”Milk mustache on your face when I cum”

Girl needs to get her yeast infection treated….

Now I LOVE his song with Gaga (Die with a Smile) and I utterly LOATHE 'Apt.'

I switch off the radio when Apt comes on. It's soooo annoying! Apaturpatur Apaturpatur Apaturpatur........ Noooooo 😖

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