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What is the worst holiday you have had?

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TwinklyFawn · 18/01/2025 16:33

I will start. In 2023 i went to the haven caravan park in Berwick. I stupidly forgot to pack a shower mat and i slipped while getting out of the shower. Anyway i had to phone an ambulance as i could not put any weight on my right leg. At the hospital the doctor asked me to stand up. I could put a bit of weight on my leg but i fell again when i tried to walk. My knee just gave way. I still shudder when i think about this holiday.

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bringthecactusin · 19/01/2025 00:21

It was I think 2008. Won a stay in a apartment in Calpe, Spain in a charity auction and went with 2 friends. At the time my voicemail notifications weren't coming through to my phone so I missed all the warnings from the apartment owner advising us not to travel, and only got them when we touch down in Spain.

They'd had some tsunami or massive flood (quote off the discovered voicemail...."I'm just looking at the webcam, and there's a car floated past on its roof" but you're welcome to still go if you really want") and the whole place was utterly devasted. There were just trees and branches and mud EVERYWHERE and shops were throwing ruined stock out onto the pavements, and people werepumping water from basements flats, and there were cars dumped everywhere. I just remember so much mud. We couldn't the get the hire car anywhere near the apartment so had to leave it and walk the last mile or so with our suitcases. The local river had burst its banks was flowing down the main road, and police were helping people cross by clambering over a massive pile of wooden crates. The only way to get the suitcases across was (and I still laugh thinking about it) on the land-train that the local theme park had loaned out, but they'd not figured out how to switch the music off! So I had to haul our suitcases into this train thing, with locals frowning at me taking up so much space (because it wasn't a tourist area, and most other nonresidents had had the sense to stay away) which merrily trundled its irritatingly musical way through the flood waters, with water lapping at the sides of the open carriages.

I found the apartment and went back to get my friends, we went back over the makeshift wooden crate bridge and found one of the few restaurants that was still open and enjoyed a lovely Chinese. Came out slightly tipsy, got stuck in mud so thick it pulled my sandals off, and had to get rescued by the passing fire brigade who were working late pumping flood water away. Literal firemans lift.

Got back to the main street, which still had the river flowing down in, to find the police had gone home for the night and taken the makeshift bridge down as it was considered unsafe without them there. Only choice was to just slowly wade through the flood water. I remember at one point my friend shouting "You know it's deep when your knickers are getting wet".

Got back to apartment to find the door wide open. It must have bounced back open when I slammed it shut behind me. Luckily nothing had been taken but it was TERRIFYING walking in with imagination telling you there might be a serial killer hiding behind a door. My friends were so cross with me being irresponsible one of them never spoke to me again (like EVER) and the other one spent all her time trying to get her to stop sulking because the atmosphere was so bad. I was desperate to make up and just enjoy the holiday but she wouldn't have. My boyfriend had driven us all to the airport, and when we arrived back in the UK her boyfriend was supposed to be picking us all up but she left us behind and went hike alone, leaving us to get a taxi.

Awful awful holiday. I was so out of my comfort zone and not very confident and she was just a horrible bully who I spent far too much time trying to appease. Despite the flood/mud/river trauma the worst bit by far was spending the whole week trying to avoid her kicking off at me.

MoonWoman69 · 19/01/2025 00:24

Purplecatshopaholic · 18/01/2025 18:02

The Algarve the year they had the worst weather in the history of Portugal, lol. It was torrential rain constantly, it was cold and we had no warm clothes. I also suffered from gynae problems at the time and had some of the worst flooding ever one night - the bed looked like a murder scene.

We were in Villa Real de Santa Antonio that year!!! The flooding was horrific! We'd gone to a cafe down at the marina in brilliant sunshine, sat at the cafe and the storms started! Blowing across from Spain, across the marina! I stepped off the kerb and was knee deep in rain water! Coaches coming into the coach park by the cafe were creating bow waves that big, you could have surfed!!!
Watched cars from our apartment, going round the little roundabout outside, with water up to the bottom of the side windows! We were going out and I refused to go in the lift as the electric was surging on and off with the thunder and lightning. Got halfway down the stairs and the lights went off, I mis-stepped and split my tooth straight down the middle, root to tip! Palm trees were down and rain was pouring through the gaps in walls like fountains! That was an interesting couple of days!!!

SL2924 · 19/01/2025 00:29

Crieff hydro at new year. Absolutely awful.
Canteen style buffet food/slop.
Loads of chavvy, drunk, aggressive families with feral children.
Crap, massively oversold activities.
Was relieved to leave. Terrible.

Damnloginpopup · 19/01/2025 00:41

Had a run of 'moments'...

Uzi pointed at my chest in Israel and thoroughly questioned
Knocked unconscious off a wall in Morocco (lost a pint out of my head then developed a huge abscess from the resultant infection which nearly killed me)
Kalashnikov to my chest in Egypt with lots of shouting
Attacked and bitten by dogs in Thailand
Hero to zero with a night of severe D&V in Mexico

Other than that it's been pretty relaxed...

Tomatocutwithazigzagedge · 19/01/2025 00:54

Damnbrsatz · 18/01/2025 18:16

In the 1970s so long, long before mobile phones, my dad and his best friend decided it would be great to take both families camplng in the south of france. They planned it all, friend booked the site and off we set _my brother was 3, I was 4). Drove from Yorkshire to the south of france. No sign of friend and family. Then it turned out that friend had all the camping gear in their car and we had the food so we couldnt even pitch a tent. Dad got in the car, turned round and drove all the way back to yorkshire without stopping, apart from the ferry. Mum had a migraine and was vomiting all the way up the M1. We didnt even find a bnb for a night. Turned out there were 2 places with similar names. We went to one and they went to the other. The friendship didnt survive as they both blamed each other. Idiots the pair of them - at least take your own camping stuff.
Edit to say, their entire plan consisted of "See you in ---- on Monday"

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I'm singing the tune to Carry on Camping in my head whilst imagining the hell of that journey in a 1970s car with no air con and vinyl seats, making a screeching u turn in France and heading back to Yorkshire...

Your poor mum.

Thegoatliesdownonbroadway · 19/01/2025 01:12

The Scottish Borders in June. A golfing holiday. It rained continuously and was unbelievably cold. I don't think the temperature got above 10c.

Howmanysleepstilchristmas · 19/01/2025 01:14

Villa in southeast France, 2022.
The kids got a rash from the pool, and on the second day we found 3 scorpions in the bedrooms.
As we were packing to leave the next morning after no sleep, having given up on the rest of the week, we found another two in the kitchen.

KimberleyClark · 19/01/2025 01:15

Alvor in the Algarve, early 2000s. The hotel was not very nice, it was really windy, the pool was freezing, the sea was freezing and there was something about Alvor I just did not like. Never been back to the Algarve.

happinessischocolate · 19/01/2025 01:22

A sun holiday in Dawlish Warren my ex booked for him and the kids that I ended having to go on too, the bed was broken, the shower dribbled the smallest amount of water, the roof at the indoor swimming pool was leaking rain into the pool and onto the sunbeds, and it cost me a fortune as he had no money so I ended up paying for all the food and drinks so the kids would still have a good time - oh and I had to drive us all there and back.

GentianCoffee · 19/01/2025 01:26

Kielder Forest caravan site 1975 with my parents.. Nothing bad happened, but it was so boring. Nearly all my caravanning memories are happy ones, but not this.

LadyLolaRuben · 19/01/2025 01:45

Erm...in Tunisia when the beach massacre happened. In Germany Xmas market around time of terrorist bombing. Holidaying in Turkey in lead up to thomas cook going bust. In Turkey again when the hotel next door was used to house the president during a political coup. Allergic reaction in morroco within 6 hours of arriving and had to convince airport staff i was well enough to fly home a week later.

Haven holiday with a family next door having late night parties that resulted in a fight and police arriving.

Every holiday makes me stressed wondering what on earth will go wrong

Charliecatpaws · 19/01/2025 02:07

GB81 · 18/01/2025 17:45

Cape Verde
All inclusive prison. Absolutely miles from anywhere.
The drinks were disgusting and the food even worse. Flies crawling over everything 🤢

OMG what a shit show for you, however I'm very impressed by BA

username257 · 19/01/2025 02:11

It has to be one where my mum left us all day every day with my grandmother who had dementia. She didn't know who we were so kept kicking us out of the house.

We had to stay outside until my mum came back in the evening.

I travelled around Morocco and started off in Marrakesh. I had an awful time and left early.

Sleepysleepycoffeecoffee · 19/01/2025 02:14

Marrakesh. 7 days was far too long. Nothing to do once you’ve walked around the square and a few of the side streets to get an idea of what it’s like. Also felt very unsafe as was constantly harassed by locals and shouted at when I refused to pay for the ‘tours’ that local pests enforced on us by following us through the streets despite us completely ignoring them. Never again

Martz · 19/01/2025 02:15

I’ve had a few. Alicante with an ex who stormed off and left me by myself because he couldn’t find a sports bar that was showing premiership football and this was somehow my fault. I walked back to the hotel in the dark then a man approached me from ahead, stood directly in front of me and opened his coat. I thought he was a pervert, but instead he was showing me his offerings of drugs stapled to the inside of his coat instead hahaha I politely declined and scurried as fast as I could towards the hotel. Only to realise that ex had the card key which was needed to swipe to get into the hotel itself. So I sat outside the bar opposite the hotel waiting for him to return, meanwhile coat flasher dealer had spied me, and kept trying to convince me to buy at least something from him. Ex finally showed up, saw me sat at a table outside the bar with coat flasher dealer still sniffing around me, and said “I’m glad you’ve been able to enjoy yourself while I missed the most important match of the season” then stormed off to the hotel.

Turkey with same ex and his family. Spent the entire fortnight sat around the pool bored because nobody would leave the hotel in the daytime as they wanted their “moneys worth” with the all inclusive drinks or didn’t want to do anything but bake themselves. I got prickly heat and was covered in a rash that made me look diseased, and then developed D&V which lasted the rest of the holiday. When I eventually decided I could no longer tolerate sitting all day, I decided I’d go for a walk down to the harbour. A chicken seemed to fucking spawn out of nowhere and then chased me along the pavement scratching the shit out of the backs of my legs as tried my best to flee in my flip flops. Exes brother wanted to visit a funfair across the road from the hotel one night and convinced us all to go on the dodgems, stupidly I agreed and I ended up with whiplash (which still niggles to this day). I befriended a local dog who then went on to snap at a child that’d been tormenting it while it sat peacefully under the table. So the staff in the bar beat the shit out of the poor thing right in front of me. Exes brother kept disappearing with one of the animation team- and if it wasn’t obvious what he was up to, it became so when she started joining us in the evenings after she finished work and would sit in his lap. My best friend was his brothers girlfriend at the time, and so I argued with ex all holiday because I wanted to tell her and he wanted me to stay out of it. He kept pissing the bed because he was so drunk, and would then make me ask the housekeepers for new sheets as he was too embarrassed. Exes family then tried to stage some form of intervention for him and his brother due to their behaviour on the holiday during dinner one evening. We were in the main food hall of the hotel!! At one point everyone around the table was in tears and I just sat there awkwardly while the people around us stared. His dad decided that he knew enough Turkish to order a meal for us all (on the one night they’d agreed to eat somewhere other than the hotel). Fuck knows what he ordered, but this huge pot of brown broth arrived that had a sheep/goats head poking out of the top. This was a family who considered spaghetti bolognese “foreign muck”, so god knows what he thought he’d ordered. He barked at us all to keep our mouths shut and eat it so as not to offend the restaurant owner. I’m veggie so I just picked at my bread and kept flicking bits of broth into the flowerbeds. As soon as we arrived home, I finished with my ex who seemed perplexed as to why I hadn’t enjoyed the holiday with him and wanted to end the relationship. I also told my best friend what his brother had been up to too. Truly awful holiday at the time but I can laugh about some parts of it now.

Charliecatpaws · 19/01/2025 02:17

BigSkies2022 · 18/01/2025 17:54

I'm afraid my ex is the common denominator of all the crap holidays I've ever had, (Majorca, Madeira, Fuerteventura) and the crapness was entirely down to him being a mean, tight-fisted t**t who sucked the joy out of everything by not wanting to spend money on anything, least of all decent food. We ate dairylea on bread for 5 days in Madeira. I have since embraced spending on the good things in life, and feeling the joy, so I suppose I should thank the stingy bastard.

FFS a holiday is the time that you enjoy yourself, glad that you got rid of him

coxesorangepippin · 19/01/2025 02:30

She raised herself, all dignified like, from her chair and said "watch this Gladys". She marched across the floor but her foot caught a patch of grease

^^
Weeping at this one
🤣

user1492757084 · 19/01/2025 03:13

When the kids all got Chicken Pox on a road trip.

When we had a long weekend away and had to eat at a pub that only served Parmigianas. I have never ordered another.

Hwi · 19/01/2025 03:16

Bulgaria in early 2000s. Had to walk every day to the beach from the hotel and the road was full of grannies and children begging for money, they seemed to lie in wait for us. Once we saw a muzzled bear (!!!!!!) with an entertainer in the street. Swimming costume nicked from the balcony (hung out to dry). Food was delicious though, but never again.

LillyPJ · 19/01/2025 04:51

boulevardofbrokendreamss · 18/01/2025 17:37

Bansko ffs

I loved Bansko!

MyMyMySharona · 19/01/2025 05:07

Lanza grotty.

Was dismayed at the volcanic beach.
Accommodation was far from the "beach", and had to climb over rough terrain to get to it.
Also became very ill with some kind of food poisoning.
Never again.
I've read that others have had fabulous holidays there, but I'm not prepared to chance it.

Nonaynevernomore · 19/01/2025 05:44

heyhopotato · 18/01/2025 17:04

Nowhere near as bad as some of these others, but in-laws wanted to go on a walking holiday in Austria...where they wanted to go was just grass with mountains in the distance and we'd walk miles across these fields with nothing to see only to eat some badly cooked veal (I don't like any kind of meat) and walk back again. The hotel had bed bugs and mosquitos so was constantly bitten and itching, and on top of that they used scented toilet paper which gave me an incredibly uncomfortable rash...and of course walking 10 miles a day wanting to just scratch every part of my body in the heat was just horrible and made me so grumpy. In the middle of nowhere so nowhere to get any kind of pain relief, and all while (badly) pretending I was having a great time.

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I can actually feel your pain and discomfort! Awful!

reichs79 · 19/01/2025 06:03

WashYourDamnRice · 18/01/2025 22:03

Pontins brean sands. Stayed 2 nights and came home 5 days early. Took a week of hot showers to feel fully clean again.

You done better then us- we stayed one night then came home! Never been anywhere so disgusting in my life 🤢

Nonaynevernomore · 19/01/2025 06:19

reichs79 · 19/01/2025 06:03

You done better then us- we stayed one night then came home! Never been anywhere so disgusting in my life 🤢

I’ve just read the trip advisor reviews! Shocking!

SecretWitch · 19/01/2025 06:25

Camping with friends and their seventh month old baby in Maine near the Canadian border. It started to rain just as we pulled into our campsite. The men set up the tents while we tried to make a campfire for cooking. The rain increased in intensity and the fire was a no go. We ended up dining on crackers, cheese and sausage. Everyone was exhausted after our 7 hour car journey to get there so we just bedded down early and hoped the storm would pass

Awoken during the night to frantic shouting and cries of "wake up and get out!".. stepped onto the tent floor that was floating. We were in the midst of a flash flood. The Rangers told us to abandon camp and leave immediately.,

We drove three hours before finding a hotel to crash at. We used all our money on the hotel and all we had to eat were bits and bobs we found in the car. Fortunately my friend was nursing so the baby was taken care of.

We drove the rest of the way home in damp clothes, utterly starving. I came down with strep throat the following day.

I've never been camping since and have no plans to sleep in a tent ever again.

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