I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

[Merryoldgoat]

Fucking door knocking charity callers. Why is it allowed? It’s intrusive and I bloody hate it.

Pink deodorant - always cloying and horribly floral.

Having to refill rinse aid

I think the menopause is hitting hard today.

The District line, especially between Turnham Green & Richmond.
Fare evaders. Fucking walk!
Mushrooms
Lime bikes
The cost of renting in London
My estate agent "touching base" (crrinngge)
How much olive oil costs

Reddit style posts on MN

"DP (47,M) and I (43,F)

And AITA. It's MN. We have AIBU here.

It really does. I can't even describe it. I know people can't smell their own but I just can't understand how noone could smell that.

Any Galaxy truffle which is not the original Galaxy truffle that came in the original boxes of Celebrations. DH came home with hazelnut monstrosities the other night. NO!

Stoptober, Veganuary, Movember, any bastardisation of calendar months basically.

Also the Authenticator app.

Banks that want me to go through 50 million ways of verifying myself before they let me access or do anything with my own money. They want my password, my passcode, my memorable word, my blood type, the 5th and 9th characters of my cat's mother's maiden name, my immortal soul and my date of birth before I can even click on "approve this transaction"

Fuck off. I just want to order this take away.

I'll add doing anything with NS&I!
I just wanted to buy some sodding Premium Bonds.
I'd better bloody win after the 4000 attempts I made!

Any TV programme with "Celebs", grifting their way from show to show. I'm sick of the same boring faces. Any time a show with normal people on becomes popular (e.g. Bake Off, The Chase, etc., etc.) the next thing they have to do a Celeb version. I don't want to see those desperate fuckers shilling their way around the circuit, trying to remain relevant and visible, whilst displaying no obvious talent.

Joe Swash... what is the point of him
As above he pops up bloody every where on anything with a pre cursor celeb programme.🤯

Any "celeb" with the job title "personality". It's just code for "famous for being vaugely famous".

See also: "Socialite*. IE: "famous for being rich, having rich parents or shagging rich people".

I really have to agree with this.

Problems, and the problems with problems.

Need more radiators and warm places to sit.

Need fewer problems.

What IS the point of that app?
It never works for me.

@JMSA we use the app for 2FA for work logins - never had a problem.

Fellow Uni students who are "in charge" of our shared PowerPoint for the group presentation and who don't send it to us to submit until 7 FUCKING MINUTES before the submission cut off - and who then say "ooops I sent you the wrong one" seconds after you submit.

I think we should be allowed to whistle blow and they should fail the module. Not really, that's just how I felt in the moment.

I was RAGING (Menopause rage at that). Last year of Uni, last ever group presentation. Thank Fuck for that.

The phrase 'fun fact' which is always followed by something entirely unremarkable or widely known, as opposed to some unique insight or observation.

The expression ‘mutton dressed as lamb’.

HRT patches!
Stupid yokes that leave a sticky residue on your arse and are fiddlesome to put on and always out of stock.

People that stop on crossings.

I know it's already banned before someone pipes up but I'm putting it here anyway because it's so bloody annoying

People do it all the time when stopped in traffic, they sit there gormlessly on the bloody crossing. It's pissing down with rain, it's rush hour, and I just want to cross the damn road to get my child into school and some knobhead is sat there on the crossing. It absolutely can be helped. You would fail your driving test for doing it and you should get a driving ban if you do it more than once. Fuck ooofff. One day I will walk across their bonnets. Kids scooter and all.

When you're in an empty place like a cinema and someone has booked a seat right next to you should not be allowed

I'm an ick-giver!😁I have an aversion to butter. It makes my skin crawl.

People sharing their bugs with me when I'm already having to deal with multiple doctor and hospital appointments for non-infectious health issues. It's hard to phone and make new hospital appointments when your throat is so sore you can't talk.

Oooh! Can we add “Attendance Awards” at schools please!
And I’d very much like to add any drive through where they have “run out” of something. (Looking at you Starbucks with your “no more caramel” at 11am on a Tuesday!)

That's an impressive list.

How many under 18's pay tax in reality though? Barely any, I bet. I am absolutely and wholeheartedly and vehemently opposed to 16 year olds getting the vote, but yes I agree that they should not have to pay tax either. Even if barely any of them do.

Crossing the road between my car and the car in front while I'm waiting in traffic.

Shops that ask you for your email instead of just printing a receipt.

Skibidi toilet and all the incessantly annoying jargon it has spawned.