How do you remove a thread you've started?

[Builtforspeednotcomfort]

Trying to remove a thread from Mumsnet. Any advice?

Self report and give a reason - they may or may not delete though.

You report it to the moderators and sometimes they are kind and remove it. But it's not a given...

You have to report your own thread OP. Click 3 dots then report.

Are you worried crazy granny has seen it 🤣

Are you the poster whose entire extended family refuses to attend events because your sons new GF is a dreadful floozy (or summat)

No, this is crazy granny car guy 🚗👵

I have missed crazy granny car. Can someone link?what is it called?

This one?

It’s gone poof!! Never mind.