Weeing in front of baby

[Elf24]

My husband said he has a stand up wee in front of our baby. Am I being unreasonable for telling him not to?

Under what circumstances does your friend's husband bring YOUR baby into the bathroom with him?

Deffo. I definitely wouldn't piss with a baby on my lap if I was tired and the baby, you know, didn't give a shit.

I’m confused who’s baby and who’s husband

I refer to using the toilet without my toddler there as a ‘luxury wee’. What’s the issue?

Gotta love Mumsnet!

My baby thinks either of us doing a wee in front of her is the funniest thing ever 😂

Gasp! The very same penis that led to its conception?! The horror.

Anywhere and everywhere? Yeah... that would be an issue.

In the toilet? Fine.

Hahahahahahaha oh this is the worst attempt to save a thread that I have ever come across! I hope you have apologised profusely to your husband, @Elf24.

Yep, I’ve BF on the loo too! First post birth 💩 was pretty traumatic but DS was screaming his head off for a feed. 🤷‍♀️

She's said it's not her husband but her friend's husband weeing in front of her baby. Which is whole new territory.

Or does OP mean that her husband has a stand-up wee in front of her friend’s husband?

Turns out it was the friend having the wee - would make a much more interesting story if he was the baby's father too!

So, your friend's husband/ your baby's father who also happens to be married to your friend was looking after your baby and he needed a wee so took the baby to the toilet with him. Have I got that right? And you're a bit concerned about this? Why, oh why? OP, this is a very strange topic for a thread.

Is this your first baby?! I have 2-year-old twins, and when I can wee, it is definitely public 🤣

Blimey. Yabu.
our kids are 5 and 9 and DH and I (especially me!) rarely get to wee in peace!

Why is your friend's husband in the bathroom with your baby? Is he coming over every time he needs a tinkle and whisking said baby away to wee in front of them? Would a sit down wee be more acceptable?
I have so many questions...

MY husband and OUR baby suggestion this is the true story and not your friends husband 😂😂

Bad try op!

Awaits deletion message

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Even for mumsnet this is properly batshit 😂