Do we need an MN song?

[Arlanymor]

I’ve read so many posts recently where people are putting up with absolute nonsense from their so-called partners. Do we need a song? An anthem? To help keep us all on the straight and narrow as pertains to crap partners? Maybe to the tune of ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ to be seasonal?

Shall I start?

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent me…

… a shocking awakening…

Does it have to fit the song?

12 ducks a-row-ing
11 bastards leaving
10 MN chickens
9 MILs a-moaning
8 DHs snoring
7 Sistine chapels screaming
6 curtain twitchers
5 5g masts
4 m&s rants
3 ignored door knocks
2 grammar police
And a 'should I go to a&e'

Very good @DoggoQuestions 👏

These are brilliant!

@DoggoQuestions where's the massive salad? 🤣