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What is the worst Christmas present you have received?

700 replies

KookyGreenHelper · 21/11/2024 13:42

I will start. Every year a certain family member gets me bath bombs. I cannot use them as i am alergic to them. I have suggested things i would prefer every year like chocolates or a good bottle of wine. This family member always fails to listen. I am fed up of pretending to be greatful.

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FindersKeepers1 · 21/11/2024 17:36

A Ladybird book on The Royal Family (I am in my 40’s 😂)

A musty old toiletry bag that smelled like it had been in an attic for 20 years.

(For my Mum from a family member) - A pair of slippers that were obviously free from a hotel 🙈

EmeraldDreams73 · 21/11/2024 17:38

Some of these are horrendous! I've had far more "no presents" from exh than crap presents, but he excellent himself one year with a floral tape measure. Absolutely fine and perfectly useful, but that was it. Nothing else. It was a stocking filler at best.

I got fed up of the irritated "Oh God, I'll make it up to you" on every birthday/Christmas/anniversary and eventually stopped bothering so much for him. And then left him anyway.

schnubbins · 21/11/2024 17:39

Not getting any present was the worst.

Ilovebees · 21/11/2024 17:46

Ivyn · 21/11/2024 14:29

A box of 3 flowery hankies from an aunt when I was a teenager.
A size 18 nightie with the 'sale' sticker still stuck to it, from my Dad. I was a size 8 at the time and he had plenty of money.

😂😆

Maerchentante · 21/11/2024 17:48

schnubbins · 21/11/2024 17:39

Not getting any present was the worst.

That definitely is the worst. The last few years the family decided that "presents for the children only" would be the way forward.
Well, yes, there are presents for the two children in the family, but every one else has presents for their partners or adult children. The only person to really end up with absolutely f... all is me. Hurts every year.

Prisonbreak · 21/11/2024 17:51

PeggyMitchellsCameo · 21/11/2024 16:19

My fave so far!

Thanks! It was from my mum! The person who knows me best in the world

GroovyChick87 · 21/11/2024 17:55

Cheap tacky eyeshadow palette in bright colours meant for pre teens by my mum. She asked what I wanted, I suggested a few I liked and she bought me that as it was cheaper.

Fridayfederica · 21/11/2024 17:57

Aged about 30, and never a fan of bottom humour I was gifted a fart machine from a cousin. Why? Who knows, even they couldn’t come up with a reason when questioned by their mum.

cadburyegg · 21/11/2024 18:01

Last year my ex in laws got me a lovely looking Christmas hamper filled with coffee and biscuits. The coffee was the type you put in a cafetière, which I don't have - I only have instant coffee. The biscuits were normal ones, containing gluten - I've been coeliac for 15 years now, ever since before I knew them.

At least they tried

SparrowSkies · 21/11/2024 18:01

I completely lost my sense of smell aged 25. So ten years on, and unable to smell anything at all, it was a bit gutting to get an aromatherapy set from my sister - who I’m very close to!
Meanwhile my mum always gets me nice-smelling creams and lotions - nice if you can smell them that is… 😬

istoodonmytits · 21/11/2024 18:10

A loofah 😐

It wasn't even part of a bath gift set, it was just a lone wrapped loofah. I'm not grabby by any means, but the gifter is very much well off. I would've preferred a high five. I don't even like loofahs.

Auburngal · 21/11/2024 18:17

A few weeks before I was born, my DF received a 1960s book about breastfeeding from his MIL. She was a district nurse, sometimes midwife if there was an abundance of births at the time. Think it was the book she was given as part of her job!

Boutonnière · 21/11/2024 18:17

A frilly apron, as seen in 1960’s cartoons, from my MIL - though a political biography from my DH was also a wtf

smithsinarazz · 21/11/2024 18:19

A second-hand bar of soap. Honest! It was from my granny. You could see the scrape marks on it where she'd tried to tidy it up :D

istoodonmytits · 21/11/2024 18:20

NonPlayerCharacter · 21/11/2024 14:12

A teddy bear that moved around on wheels and played Thriller when you switched it on.

Please say you still have this, I'm in awe at the idea of this

DutchPanda · 21/11/2024 18:25

Father Christmas gave me Deodorant one year. Induced decades of paranoia that I smell but he probably found a good BOGOF deal.

Mum bought me a multi-pair pack of Sainsbury's knickers, 2 sizes too big one year. Felt like an odd purchase.

Popcorn23 · 21/11/2024 18:26

walltowallkents · 21/11/2024 14:09

A box of biscuits from my mother. The same year my sibling got a car.

This is one of the worst. How unfair! I hope you had words with her.

HideousKinky · 21/11/2024 18:29

When I was 19 (late 1970s) I spent Christmas at the home of a boyfriend whose dad was a vicar. Boyfriend was the apple of Mrs Vicar's eye and from the moment I arrived she looked upon me as some sort of Jezebel who was going to corrupt her darling boy.

So Christmas morning came round and she gave me the most hideous granny-style M&S petticoat which clearly said "Here put this on and stop seducing my son!"

It was very very hard not to laugh out loud

ScarlettSunset · 21/11/2024 18:29

When I was a teenager I had very much a goth vibe going on..didn't own any clothes that weren't black etc. My boyfriend's parents were kind enough to get me a Christmas gift. It was a fluffy (the sort that sheds fluff everywhere), pastel green jumper, with a teddy bear on it....

Whatthechicken · 21/11/2024 18:35

I have a few issues with my mum, she's been weirdly controlling and competitive with me since I was a child. But I've tried to keep things cordial because she is good with my kids and they really love her (this also makes me a little sad, because I felt that she really didn't like me as a kid - even though I was good kid, desperately wanted her to like me, and a people pleaser - see rest of post). I have two older brothers, who she thinks the sun shines out of, even though they hardly bother with her. So every Birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day - I include her, because my brothers won't.

Anyway, a few years ago, on Christmas Day, in front of my children and Husband, she put £50 in my hand and said 'I didn't know what to get you, so here is £50...to spend on you - but I don't want you to spend it on cigarettes (I do smoke) or alcohol' (yes I do drink, but not to excess). The way she said it seemed very controlling and it felt like she was trying to infantilise and belittle me in my own home, in front of my family.

I don't have any money worries at all, I didn't need the money.

This was the first time I stuck up for myself with her...I calmly took the money, opened her hand back up and placed it in her palm. I said 'I don't need your money, and if you are going to gift someone money, you don't put exceptions on it, you can take your money back, you are a guest in my house and I won't be spoken to like a child'. The money was never mentioned again.

I then went upstairs and cried my eyes out.

I'm much better with boundaries now, although it doesn't always stop the poisoned stuff that she spouts sometimes, but I am better at dealing with it.

walltowallkents · 21/11/2024 18:35

Popcorn23 · 21/11/2024 18:26

This is one of the worst. How unfair! I hope you had words with her.

Course not - what’s the point? You can’t change people (much as you’d sometimes like to!) Plus I don’t begrudge my sibling their gift. Good on them!

Breadcat24 · 21/11/2024 18:37

@schnubbins I can send you a car tyre if you PM me- I will gift wrap it

Olderkids · 21/11/2024 18:38

I will preface this by saying my mum was in the early stages of dementia.
I got a cream plastic shower curtain.
My SIL got the plastic hooks 🤣

imanidiotsandwich · 21/11/2024 18:41

New toilet seat.

Notellinganyone · 21/11/2024 18:41

oakleaffy · 21/11/2024 15:30

Hello..I'm a Dog.

My absolute worst Christmas present was a pair of nail clippers.

And a stupid coat with legs that make the squirrels take the piss.

What's wrong with Donut beds and natural treats?

What a beautiful hound!