Scratched/Dented the car, to tell DH it wasn’t me???

[AbbieNe]

So I’ve (badly) scratched and dented our car, DH will be super pissed. Can I get away with saying another vehicle must have done this by crashing into it whilst parked??? Help!!

Good job dh is ok, otherwise he'd need a kick up the fanny- is that common parlance here now as well?

I think it's very angry.
Concerning.

I’m glad.

Why were you so scared to tell him?

We can both be right... Everyone's experiences are clearly different.

Sorry maybe I was being dramatic in my original post. He wouldn’t ever be physically angry towards me. So know one needs to worry! I just don’t like making people annoyed.
Thanks for all your kind comments

Nope. I am a bit pissed right now because I've had a whole bottle of wine over the evening. I'm in a very good mood though. I'm really the opposite of the American usage of pissed.

Pissed😄 I assume you mean pissed off!

If it's clear you're unhurt, it's quite reasonable he might be a little cross. However, I think it's unreasonable for him to be very angry. You need to tell him the truth.

@AbbieNe its ok to both feel annoyed about the situation. I damaged a new car once, we both swore and moaned about the situation but not at each other. Glad it went ok

i'm feeling super pissed at all the unnecessary chat on here, you can all piss off, I’m off to get pissed 😂

My DH dented and scraped our brand new car at the front when he misjudged a post going into a car park. I was more happy it wasn’t me for once. I said please get that fixed otherwise everyone will think it was me. He did and a couple of weeks later did it again in the same place (and the same place on the car!). I just took the piss.

I think you'll find the word is parlance
But no, the world is not that bloddy small that we have to use nonsensical shit from america

No, she wasn't in fear of her fucking life; as she has posted in her update, she was being dramatic
So you are left with egg on your face, and pissed remains an American affectation used by English people who think they are being cool. V embarrasing.

Some edits for you @ClytemnestraWasMisunderstood

Bloody for Bloody

Embarrassing for embarrasing

'Pissed' may be termed an 'Americanism' and the English person using it may be described as having the affectation.

Generally speaking, if it is understood - it is correct. It's how language evolved

Glad you had a good chat with your DH OP. ❣️

Apart from a very poor grasp of spelling, you also seem to misunderstand the concept of time.

The OP posted her update AFTER I posted. So the big hand and the little hand had gone around…