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To burn my house down TRiGGER WARNING spiders

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moleymoley1 · 08/10/2024 18:42

As of last week I’ve been finding little black spiders everywhere in my house mainly by my back door and bathroom. They are tiny like money spiders but I literally have loads. I picked up my kittens bed and there was about 3 under there. I’m now worrying there was a mummy spider somewhere and has hatched eggs into my house 🫣 I’ve attached a picture for context

To burn my house down TRiGGER WARNING spiders
To burn my house down TRiGGER WARNING spiders
OP posts:
RaspberryCombat · 08/10/2024 18:50

I know this sounds absolutely nuts, and I hasten to add that I haven’t tried it myself, but someone whom I trust on matters nature told me recently that spiders can’t bear conkers. So maybe it’s at least the right season for getting rid of spiders, if you’re in the UK?

moleymoley1 · 08/10/2024 18:53

RaspberryCombat · 08/10/2024 18:50

I know this sounds absolutely nuts, and I hasten to add that I haven’t tried it myself, but someone whom I trust on matters nature told me recently that spiders can’t bear conkers. So maybe it’s at least the right season for getting rid of spiders, if you’re in the UK?

Yeah I’m in the uk! Thing is I’ve used conkers, citrus etc and still there even before now. Whilst there little im not too bothered but I know there going to grow into massive house spiders 😭

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LoudGreyBalonz · 08/10/2024 18:55

Those looks like baby house spiders to me. Erm...congratulations?

moleymoley1 · 08/10/2024 18:57

LoudGreyBalonz · 08/10/2024 18:55

Those looks like baby house spiders to me. Erm...congratulations?

😭😭😭 there going to grow into huge house spiders aren’t they

OP posts:
LoudGreyBalonz · 08/10/2024 18:58

RaspberryCombat · 08/10/2024 18:50

I know this sounds absolutely nuts, and I hasten to add that I haven’t tried it myself, but someone whom I trust on matters nature told me recently that spiders can’t bear conkers. So maybe it’s at least the right season for getting rid of spiders, if you’re in the UK?

Just an old wives' tail, there's no truth to it.

mbosnz · 08/10/2024 19:07

I had a very bad moment when a bloody ginormous, Australia worthy spider bailed me up in the loo the other night. I don't know who was more traumatised, me or the spider. It was a very bad moment to bail me up in the loo. Do spiders have a sense of smell?

Jesswebster01 · 08/10/2024 19:45

I bought a spider spray and it worked well. I went round one night sprayed it round all the skirting boards door frames and any gaps that there were the next day there were alot of dead ones. I don't like the thought of killing them but I'm terrified of them. If I ever open a window I make sure to spray round. Just Google spider spray it is in a red can.

Pieceofpurplesky · 08/10/2024 20:21

Peppermint spray keeps them away

TheRealKatnissEverdeen · 08/10/2024 20:34

I sympathise.
I used Indorex (flea spray) around the house following another thread on here for spider repellant and it's significantly reduced the amount of spiders and webs around the house, garden office and car.

SunnyHedgehog · 08/10/2024 20:37

Jesswebster01 · 08/10/2024 19:45

I bought a spider spray and it worked well. I went round one night sprayed it round all the skirting boards door frames and any gaps that there were the next day there were alot of dead ones. I don't like the thought of killing them but I'm terrified of them. If I ever open a window I make sure to spray round. Just Google spider spray it is in a red can.

Which one did you buy please???

BasilParsley · 08/10/2024 20:37

Get one of those stick vacuum cleaner things, suck them up and empty the vacuum at the bottom of the garden...

LL1991 · 08/10/2024 20:39

Amazon spider spray around the doors and suck them up with the vacuum on sight! It’s the weather driving them in! We’ve seen more this last week which is annoying as I always thought September was the worst time! X

ShinyPrettyThings87 · 08/10/2024 20:41

Aww baby GHS! Not my favourite spider but, the best thing to get rid of spiders are cellar spiders. The big, spindly long legged ones. Keep those if you ever see them because they eat all others. Including the Giant House Spiders. Great if you have the eyesight if a mole, like me, I never see them unless I'm dusting the corners etc and they never bother me. For now, glass and cardboard and put them somewhere sheltered outside.

Mebebecat · 08/10/2024 20:41

Indorex. Don't bother with the old wives tales. Go straight for the big guns.

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/10/2024 20:42

Sorry peeps, spiders couldn't give a shit about conkers.

Most critters don't like things like lavender, peppermint oil, neem, tea tree etc - they're toxic to arthropods (actually they're toxic to most beings in sufficient quantity or inappropriate application), however mating season tends to over ride any of the deterrents.

You're seeing more spiders because its autumn and many spiders are now breeding, males out looking for love, running themselves into the ground to find Mrs Right Now I (Probably) Won't Eat You (literally they won't eat or drink in many cases and will cark it of exhaustion before they find their one true love).

I think your spider is Amaurobius ferox, male. Not a baby certainly, he has adult pedipalps (the boxing glove like jobbies in front of his face) but the photo isn't really good enough to tell more than 'its an adult male spider'.)

Spiderlings of most species, at the dispersal stage are absolutely tiny, head of a pin job, you'll barely notice them.

Hoover often. Don't have piles of stuff that the females of many species like to hide under, then you won't attract males (well, you wll unless you regularly lift the floorboards and skirting boards and hoover under those, a step most folk think is too far)...

Pesticides will kill them of course, leaving your home a veritable playground for all sorts of species that will trash your stuff and bite you when it wears off... but if you're scared of spiders that probably over-rides that issue.

If you can stand to, and have them, leave 'cellar spiders' (Pholcus phalangiodes if you want to google it to be sure, often called daddy long legs though this is just an example of how common names lead to misunderstandings as that name is used for opilones and a fly species too) alone - they will eat anything that wanders their way, including spiders vastly bigger than them (they really really like eating other spiders. And if their own numbers get too big they will snack on each other too).

My 'interesting' spider collection here has risen enormously since I started evicting the cellar spiders.

For those really terrified of spiders - move around and stomp.

A lot of our spiders (really, all of them barring the jumping spiders which you've probably never even noticed as ours are small and fairly dull) have really shitty eyesight, seeing just light/dark and movement.

They may appear to run AT you because you represent a big fixed object, your shadow offers what they believe is safety, so they run towards you to hide, not realising you actually represent danger.

Our big house spiders do the 'sprint and stop' thing because they have little stamina and are basically knackered and need to recharge, they're not plotting their next move as such or sizing you up as a potential victim. In a few weeks you may see more of this behaviour as they get dehydrated and fatigued in their almost always fatal hunt for a lady.

It is very very difficult for a spider to bite you - not because their fangs can't penetrate skin, most of the big ones can.

Its because their fangs lie flat against their underside, to use them they need to get above a small target, lift and then stab. Doing so to a large target like a human is like you trying to bite a chunk out of a double decker bus... extremely difficult, the angles are all wrong.

Humans therefore are typically only bitten when the spider is squashed against a person - so shake out duvets and clothing and shoes, and wear gloves if you're going rummaging in leaf litter.

Here endeth the spider lesson. Hang tight as they will all mostly bugger off over the next four weeks and most of the ones you see are destined to die of starvation, and those who survive and get to meet a lady... are getting all the joy of being an Amazon delivery bloke as spider 'sex' is really just them handing over a package of goo. Zero fun, and then death. Be smug you are not a spider?

toomuchcardboard · 08/10/2024 20:43

Had this lovely one in the bathroom this morning if anyone can identify? Love them because they keep pests down (Wouldn't be so laissez-faire if I lived in Australia or similar 😯) Dammit, wrong key...

toomuchcardboard · 08/10/2024 20:44

Here it is

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tellmesomethingtrue · 08/10/2024 20:48

Just to make you feel better, my house is riddled with them. I had a cellar spider creep out from under the toilet seat the other night, a false widow dangle down in front of my face whilst reading in bed and a huge brown hairy one dash across the lounge floor earlier. I see at least 4 per day. I try to remove their webs with a feather duster. It's because I live in the countryside and have some windows cracked open. I also get plagued with crane flies during September. Gross.

frockandcrocs · 08/10/2024 20:50

@WiddlinDiddlin oooh you've just satisfied my curiosity- I'm not a spider fan, but I'm OK at taking them out provided they're not too big to fit in a glass 😂

I had a huge one the other day, scuttled over to the hearth and I was chatting to it- like 'you stay over there buddy and we can keep being friends' sort of thing, so I got up to have a look and it RAN AT ME! But I can 100% see how it would have been running for the shadows! (Not even necessarily mine, but the coffee table/chairs etc).

tellmesomethingtrue · 08/10/2024 20:51

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/10/2024 20:42

Sorry peeps, spiders couldn't give a shit about conkers.

Most critters don't like things like lavender, peppermint oil, neem, tea tree etc - they're toxic to arthropods (actually they're toxic to most beings in sufficient quantity or inappropriate application), however mating season tends to over ride any of the deterrents.

You're seeing more spiders because its autumn and many spiders are now breeding, males out looking for love, running themselves into the ground to find Mrs Right Now I (Probably) Won't Eat You (literally they won't eat or drink in many cases and will cark it of exhaustion before they find their one true love).

I think your spider is Amaurobius ferox, male. Not a baby certainly, he has adult pedipalps (the boxing glove like jobbies in front of his face) but the photo isn't really good enough to tell more than 'its an adult male spider'.)

Spiderlings of most species, at the dispersal stage are absolutely tiny, head of a pin job, you'll barely notice them.

Hoover often. Don't have piles of stuff that the females of many species like to hide under, then you won't attract males (well, you wll unless you regularly lift the floorboards and skirting boards and hoover under those, a step most folk think is too far)...

Pesticides will kill them of course, leaving your home a veritable playground for all sorts of species that will trash your stuff and bite you when it wears off... but if you're scared of spiders that probably over-rides that issue.

If you can stand to, and have them, leave 'cellar spiders' (Pholcus phalangiodes if you want to google it to be sure, often called daddy long legs though this is just an example of how common names lead to misunderstandings as that name is used for opilones and a fly species too) alone - they will eat anything that wanders their way, including spiders vastly bigger than them (they really really like eating other spiders. And if their own numbers get too big they will snack on each other too).

My 'interesting' spider collection here has risen enormously since I started evicting the cellar spiders.

For those really terrified of spiders - move around and stomp.

A lot of our spiders (really, all of them barring the jumping spiders which you've probably never even noticed as ours are small and fairly dull) have really shitty eyesight, seeing just light/dark and movement.

They may appear to run AT you because you represent a big fixed object, your shadow offers what they believe is safety, so they run towards you to hide, not realising you actually represent danger.

Our big house spiders do the 'sprint and stop' thing because they have little stamina and are basically knackered and need to recharge, they're not plotting their next move as such or sizing you up as a potential victim. In a few weeks you may see more of this behaviour as they get dehydrated and fatigued in their almost always fatal hunt for a lady.

It is very very difficult for a spider to bite you - not because their fangs can't penetrate skin, most of the big ones can.

Its because their fangs lie flat against their underside, to use them they need to get above a small target, lift and then stab. Doing so to a large target like a human is like you trying to bite a chunk out of a double decker bus... extremely difficult, the angles are all wrong.

Humans therefore are typically only bitten when the spider is squashed against a person - so shake out duvets and clothing and shoes, and wear gloves if you're going rummaging in leaf litter.

Here endeth the spider lesson. Hang tight as they will all mostly bugger off over the next four weeks and most of the ones you see are destined to die of starvation, and those who survive and get to meet a lady... are getting all the joy of being an Amazon delivery bloke as spider 'sex' is really just them handing over a package of goo. Zero fun, and then death. Be smug you are not a spider?

What an insightful and beautifully written piece...!

scintilla87 · 08/10/2024 21:00

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/10/2024 20:42

Sorry peeps, spiders couldn't give a shit about conkers.

Most critters don't like things like lavender, peppermint oil, neem, tea tree etc - they're toxic to arthropods (actually they're toxic to most beings in sufficient quantity or inappropriate application), however mating season tends to over ride any of the deterrents.

You're seeing more spiders because its autumn and many spiders are now breeding, males out looking for love, running themselves into the ground to find Mrs Right Now I (Probably) Won't Eat You (literally they won't eat or drink in many cases and will cark it of exhaustion before they find their one true love).

I think your spider is Amaurobius ferox, male. Not a baby certainly, he has adult pedipalps (the boxing glove like jobbies in front of his face) but the photo isn't really good enough to tell more than 'its an adult male spider'.)

Spiderlings of most species, at the dispersal stage are absolutely tiny, head of a pin job, you'll barely notice them.

Hoover often. Don't have piles of stuff that the females of many species like to hide under, then you won't attract males (well, you wll unless you regularly lift the floorboards and skirting boards and hoover under those, a step most folk think is too far)...

Pesticides will kill them of course, leaving your home a veritable playground for all sorts of species that will trash your stuff and bite you when it wears off... but if you're scared of spiders that probably over-rides that issue.

If you can stand to, and have them, leave 'cellar spiders' (Pholcus phalangiodes if you want to google it to be sure, often called daddy long legs though this is just an example of how common names lead to misunderstandings as that name is used for opilones and a fly species too) alone - they will eat anything that wanders their way, including spiders vastly bigger than them (they really really like eating other spiders. And if their own numbers get too big they will snack on each other too).

My 'interesting' spider collection here has risen enormously since I started evicting the cellar spiders.

For those really terrified of spiders - move around and stomp.

A lot of our spiders (really, all of them barring the jumping spiders which you've probably never even noticed as ours are small and fairly dull) have really shitty eyesight, seeing just light/dark and movement.

They may appear to run AT you because you represent a big fixed object, your shadow offers what they believe is safety, so they run towards you to hide, not realising you actually represent danger.

Our big house spiders do the 'sprint and stop' thing because they have little stamina and are basically knackered and need to recharge, they're not plotting their next move as such or sizing you up as a potential victim. In a few weeks you may see more of this behaviour as they get dehydrated and fatigued in their almost always fatal hunt for a lady.

It is very very difficult for a spider to bite you - not because their fangs can't penetrate skin, most of the big ones can.

Its because their fangs lie flat against their underside, to use them they need to get above a small target, lift and then stab. Doing so to a large target like a human is like you trying to bite a chunk out of a double decker bus... extremely difficult, the angles are all wrong.

Humans therefore are typically only bitten when the spider is squashed against a person - so shake out duvets and clothing and shoes, and wear gloves if you're going rummaging in leaf litter.

Here endeth the spider lesson. Hang tight as they will all mostly bugger off over the next four weeks and most of the ones you see are destined to die of starvation, and those who survive and get to meet a lady... are getting all the joy of being an Amazon delivery bloke as spider 'sex' is really just them handing over a package of goo. Zero fun, and then death. Be smug you are not a spider?

Wow, I am seriously arachnophobic and I really enjoyed This @WiddlinDiddlin

TheRealKatnissEverdeen · 08/10/2024 21:00

tellmesomethingtrue · 08/10/2024 20:48

Just to make you feel better, my house is riddled with them. I had a cellar spider creep out from under the toilet seat the other night, a false widow dangle down in front of my face whilst reading in bed and a huge brown hairy one dash across the lounge floor earlier. I see at least 4 per day. I try to remove their webs with a feather duster. It's because I live in the countryside and have some windows cracked open. I also get plagued with crane flies during September. Gross.

I'm right there with you surrounded by forest. The amount of spiders in my property daily was similar to you. What finally drove me to seek preventative measures was seeing two huge seemingly indestructible spiders (apologies as don't know the species), one in the kitchen sink and the other in a pile of ironing in the space of two days. Indorex, another spider spray, plug in repellent and peppermint spray have been deployed all over.

Errors · 08/10/2024 21:07

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/10/2024 20:42

Sorry peeps, spiders couldn't give a shit about conkers.

Most critters don't like things like lavender, peppermint oil, neem, tea tree etc - they're toxic to arthropods (actually they're toxic to most beings in sufficient quantity or inappropriate application), however mating season tends to over ride any of the deterrents.

You're seeing more spiders because its autumn and many spiders are now breeding, males out looking for love, running themselves into the ground to find Mrs Right Now I (Probably) Won't Eat You (literally they won't eat or drink in many cases and will cark it of exhaustion before they find their one true love).

I think your spider is Amaurobius ferox, male. Not a baby certainly, he has adult pedipalps (the boxing glove like jobbies in front of his face) but the photo isn't really good enough to tell more than 'its an adult male spider'.)

Spiderlings of most species, at the dispersal stage are absolutely tiny, head of a pin job, you'll barely notice them.

Hoover often. Don't have piles of stuff that the females of many species like to hide under, then you won't attract males (well, you wll unless you regularly lift the floorboards and skirting boards and hoover under those, a step most folk think is too far)...

Pesticides will kill them of course, leaving your home a veritable playground for all sorts of species that will trash your stuff and bite you when it wears off... but if you're scared of spiders that probably over-rides that issue.

If you can stand to, and have them, leave 'cellar spiders' (Pholcus phalangiodes if you want to google it to be sure, often called daddy long legs though this is just an example of how common names lead to misunderstandings as that name is used for opilones and a fly species too) alone - they will eat anything that wanders their way, including spiders vastly bigger than them (they really really like eating other spiders. And if their own numbers get too big they will snack on each other too).

My 'interesting' spider collection here has risen enormously since I started evicting the cellar spiders.

For those really terrified of spiders - move around and stomp.

A lot of our spiders (really, all of them barring the jumping spiders which you've probably never even noticed as ours are small and fairly dull) have really shitty eyesight, seeing just light/dark and movement.

They may appear to run AT you because you represent a big fixed object, your shadow offers what they believe is safety, so they run towards you to hide, not realising you actually represent danger.

Our big house spiders do the 'sprint and stop' thing because they have little stamina and are basically knackered and need to recharge, they're not plotting their next move as such or sizing you up as a potential victim. In a few weeks you may see more of this behaviour as they get dehydrated and fatigued in their almost always fatal hunt for a lady.

It is very very difficult for a spider to bite you - not because their fangs can't penetrate skin, most of the big ones can.

Its because their fangs lie flat against their underside, to use them they need to get above a small target, lift and then stab. Doing so to a large target like a human is like you trying to bite a chunk out of a double decker bus... extremely difficult, the angles are all wrong.

Humans therefore are typically only bitten when the spider is squashed against a person - so shake out duvets and clothing and shoes, and wear gloves if you're going rummaging in leaf litter.

Here endeth the spider lesson. Hang tight as they will all mostly bugger off over the next four weeks and most of the ones you see are destined to die of starvation, and those who survive and get to meet a lady... are getting all the joy of being an Amazon delivery bloke as spider 'sex' is really just them handing over a package of goo. Zero fun, and then death. Be smug you are not a spider?

I absolutely loved reading this! Fascinating!!

CanyonMoon · 08/10/2024 21:09

That is really interesting @WiddlinDiddlin I used to be phobic but am much better now.

I still hate the “sprint and stop” - it always looks so fierce - but it’s helpful to know they’re just stopping for a rest rather than sizing up how much of you they can eat!

LuluBlakey1 · 08/10/2024 21:09

People treat spiders horribly. If you can't tolerate them, put a glass over them, slide a card underneath the glass and re-home them outside or in a garage or shed. They are good creatures just living their little lives.