to want to shoot poison darts at my DH???????????????????????????????????????????????

[Psychomum5]

radio on in the kitchen, song playing was PINK FFLOYDS 'brick in the wall'

I was washing up and singing (I love the song)

DH starts taking the piss out of my singing and wailing.....badly.

now, I know I am bad singer, and I also know I am tone deaf, but this is a song I love, and he could have walked away and/or ignored me......

NOT

made me feel bad for singing happily and also ruined the song WHILE IT WAS ON

fire away, no need for that chat, he is your dh and should adore everything about you. wailing like shrieking cats or not

YANBU.however,if you have some spare,could you send them my way please?i fecking hate it when dh is in a mood yet claims there is nothing wrong and i have to sit here all night wondering if ive done something to piss him off.so send me some darts and i can put him out of my misery!

This entirely depends on your aim.

If you're likely to hit the cat or a dc, than you are BU.

sing along now

Oh no, my aim is crap....will wait till the DC's are all in bad and then go for it.....might even getting the sodding mouse that is currently residing in my house.

and I can make more

Can he sing ?

, yes

......well, better than me he can

Oh thats no good then. Its the other way round in our house. I can sing and dh can't.
No its not fare he spoilt your moment especialy when its a good song that you like. Get those darts sharpened now

am playing the link that wingsofanangel sent...

being glared at

Turn it up girl and sing loudly............

which poison are you using by the way?

OOoh, my DH waits until I've been whistling for about 30 seconds (I whistle badly and am tone deaf) then 'joins in' in perfect pitch.

Do you have any spare darts.

I am currently sitting on sofa shaking with anger at my DH

who refuses to fucking well respond to a direct question and has the reaction times of a 2-toed sloth

fgs .. "do you want a drink?" should be answered within the time it takes me to get up off sofa and leave the room heading for the kitchen shouldn't it?

he has told me to stop shouting at him because I'm pissing off ... I'm pissing him off

(hidden rant)

It is on repeat......more glaring, am absorbing them nicely as it makes my aim sharper mwhahahaha

Poison

well......

would essential oils mixed with ant powder work???

no?

bleach????

erm.......

oh god, I threaten something and cannot carry it thro...would be a crap assassin wouldn't I!

twig......here.......have some spare darts

(can't provide poison......am crap at following thro with threats it seems as I never think of the most important component!!!)

and girlfrommars and diva....

Keep playing it, that'll drive insane

Make him write lines 'Thou shalt never ever criticise take the piss out of Psychos singing again!

squirdle

we MUST see each other soon.....

That'll drive him insane

Ooh hellooooo btw

Yes, yes, yes! When???

....not sure I want to now seeing that other comment....

anywhen, altho if I come to you flame needs to come too as seriously in need of less fear with regards to driving. Si had to take today off as I was throwing up with fear this AM with the thought of driving to southampton hosp with J today.

here......anytime pretty much, obviously wroking around school/physio etc.

Well Fridays are good for me to come to you as D at nursery all the other days now. I should make the effort really, but would need to be back for C.

fridays good for me too!!!

and as for school runs....I have them too you know!

Oh he needs a bit of re-educating here.

ooh he soooooooo does!!!

his fave music???

disco from the 70's and motown.

we are not compatable music wise, altho I do have questionable taste myself at time.

still mean for takin the piss tho, I would never do that to him!!!