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FB market place. Wtf?!

43 replies

Lucilee9 · 18/09/2024 20:07

anyone think this is a genuine request?!

FB market place. Wtf?!
FB market place. Wtf?!
OP posts:
itsmylife7 · 18/09/2024 21:45

GoodVibesHere · 18/09/2024 21:37

I wonder how he'd feel about my collection of comfy, extra-wide shoes that are designed to accomodate my bunion and support my flat arches.

I've a funny feeling he's hoping for a more glamorous high-heeled selection.

Apparently there is a foot fetish for......ugly feet too.

So you might be able to charge more for wide fitting bunion shoe collection 😁

Bigfuckoffmarrow · 18/09/2024 21:58

Send him over to Carrie Johnson's place. She will have the shoes and she'd probably be up for it if there is some cash on offer.

Say you are not interested but are willing to kick him in the balls wearing your DMs for a grand.

I'm not convinced this is real. You would just buy or nick shoes and do it at home surely.

Tell him to lie under the shoe rack at Hollywood Bowl. He might get a few misplaced ones fall on him too. He would love that.

Blarn · 18/09/2024 22:51

I love how they mention how quiet they are twice. Like the possible noise from my human shoe rack stranger would be my biggest concern.

DyslexicPoster · 18/09/2024 22:58

He wouldn't enjoy holding dhs shoes. The smell makes my eyeballs bleed.

Lucilee9 · 18/09/2024 23:05

😂loving these replies

I am selling shoes yes. A pair of brand new court heels

I am guessing he searches for heels on Marketplace and sends it to all sellers

OP posts:
JohnTheRevelator · 18/09/2024 23:15

Sia8899 · 18/09/2024 21:31

There’s something interesting in him saying he’d take your “fella’s” shoes if that meant he could have yours too. Just imagining my boyfriend coming home to find Mr Shoe Rack bent over in the hallway

Mr. Shoe Rack 😂😂😂

TouringTheTearooms · 18/09/2024 23:20

Ewwww. £250 and then 2 hours wiping the spunk off my boots and trainers. Next!

ScottBakula · 19/09/2024 06:22

Blarn · 18/09/2024 22:51

I love how they mention how quiet they are twice. Like the possible noise from my human shoe rack stranger would be my biggest concern.

I'm not sure if compleat silence or moans would freak me out more

Thevelvelletes · 19/09/2024 06:51

Lucilee9 · 18/09/2024 23:05

😂loving these replies

I am selling shoes yes. A pair of brand new court heels

I am guessing he searches for heels on Marketplace and sends it to all sellers

Men are weird.

Funnywonder · 19/09/2024 07:08

Blarn · 18/09/2024 22:51

I love how they mention how quiet they are twice. Like the possible noise from my human shoe rack stranger would be my biggest concern.

🤣🤣

BoobyDazzler · 19/09/2024 07:30

Alas I imagine he’s probably hoping for stilettos and pretty sandals. I doubt my wellies, walking boots, and crocs will have the desired effect 🤣

Riapia · 19/09/2024 07:51

Sethera · 18/09/2024 20:10

Yes, I would be worried it's a novel way to gain entry to people's houses.

Or could just be a very extreme foot-fetishist!

Possibly not only your house he wants to ‘ gain entry to’.
😉😁😁

OnLockdown · 19/09/2024 08:00

I advertised a pair of brand new sandles on Facebook Market place and got two dodgy replies like that.

One asked if I had any really old slippers that he would pay good money for and the other pretended to be a woman and asked if the sandles were old and worn because she wanted to use them to discipline her naughty young daughters. Grim.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 19/09/2024 08:05

Oh dear, that's a nuisance - only yesterday I friitered away £12 for a shoe rack at Dunelm. 😖

Kicking myself now.

honestasever · 19/09/2024 08:10

There’s certainly some weirdos about.

My DNiece managed to fund her living expenses through Uni by selling photos of her feet. Yes, just her feet.

She does have nice feet 😂

gettingolderbutcooler · 19/09/2024 08:13

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 19/09/2024 08:05

Oh dear, that's a nuisance - only yesterday I friitered away £12 for a shoe rack at Dunelm. 😖

Kicking myself now.

🤣

MountUnpleasant · 19/09/2024 08:25

£250 isn't enough for that!

charlieinthehaystack · 19/09/2024 08:31

If this is FB marketplace its not the best place I would have thought if he is genuinely looking for a specialist kink there must be specialist sites online for this.
he is welcome to dh trainers even wearing them the smell of them makes me feel sick the smell is awful but he reckons he cant smell them. I have bought him new ones but he says the smelly ones are more comfy!

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