AIBU “CF”?

[gutterbrain]

When new to MN, I read a thread “Am I the CF?” And I did not know what “CF” meant … my mind went straight to “C*ntFace”
Was my mind unreasonable to think that?
or
Was my mind NOT unreasonable?

I still cannot UN-think it every time I see CF. I am not a vulgar person in everyday life.

You're not far off.

It's cheeky fucker.

Username checks out @gutterbrain

I am torn here. Whilst I must confess I do prefer the poetry of "cunt face", it does lack the specificity of "cheeky fucker".

I think the fact that you thought it means you'll fit in perfectly around here.

Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing...

Here's to me just finding out it means cheeky fucker! I thought the same as you.

I also the thought the same, no idea why as it's not an insult I've ever heard before!

I thought it was cunty fucker 🤷‍♀️

I see CF a lot at work. It means Counter Fraud. I always, always read it as Cheeky Fucker in my mind.

My professional qualification is CF xxx I see cheeky fucker every time.

I much prefer Cunty Fucker but Cheeky works too.

At my work it means Conditional Firm but I understand it means cheeky fucker on Mumsnet. (In news nobody asked for, it took me a loooooong time to stop reading the Taylor Swift ERAS tour as shorthand for Erasmus. Ten points, but sadly no prizes, for the first person to guess my line of work.)

University Admissions department?

Bingo!

Me too!

On here

CF = cheeky fucker

In my experience, the people who use the expression CF are mean spirited sorts who wouldn't lift a finger to help another person....

Cunt face! 😂 brilliant!

Its mumsnet you have to learn the mumsnet morse code to read half the threads.

Dsd sil mil dmil dss ds dp dh cf etc.
I still dont understand half.

thought til now was cunty fucker...if the shoe fits.

I thought it meant 'Cunty Fucker' 🤔

I always read it as the enhanced recovery after surgery tour 😂😂

I am so glad misreading the Eras tour is more common than just me! I was reading it with a short E as in egg and thought it was perhaps something Greek which was mentioned in a song. A couple of weeks ago I saw something about people going dressed up from the different album eras and thought, "ooooooh!"