Flies

[poetrylover]

I thought flies had compound eyes with incredible vision. Different to ours and complex, but they can detect movement within a much wider range etc,

So why oh why do the little fuckers keep flying into my head whilst I am sitting trying to enjoy a nice peaceful coffee before my child's friends come over?

Houseflies fly into my head. Little flies flutter right into my face. It's beginning to make me irrationally cross.

AIBU to think they should bugger right off? Bloody flies. 🪰

I HATE them.....😤

Disclaimer - my house is not full of flies! it's been happening over the last couple of weeks! 😂

Flies can be attracted to floral or fruit smelling perfume, so if you wear perfume, that might explain them flying around (and into) your head.

I never wear perfume and shower everyday. They are just annoying! It happens when we sit down for a meal as well.

Use this its hand when sitting in the garden ,its lasted me 10 years its still going strong

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