LTB?

[Springadorable]

Whenever my partner and I jokingly disagree or a raise an issue I get "tell it to Man's Fault". His play on Mumsnet. LTB? Ducks in a row?

For info - two kids, a house each, a dog (mine, he is wants her tossed over the fence with a bow on her head as a cute present for someone to adopt)

Sorry, but I'm not quite understanding what your post is about?

He hates the dog, LTB, keep the house and kids and get him out on his arse.
That dog will make a better friend than that loser ever did. Kids won't miss a deadbeat dad like that right?