To get turned on by our local priest.

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Cos i am convinced i am going to get struck down or something.

The church is at the end of the road. I have seen him the last few weeks when i drive past and he is outside waving off his flock after sunday service.

I have actually found myself wanting to go to church just so i can stare at him.

Worse still is that whilst enjoying a lovely naughty dream the other night it turned out it was him i was dreaking of.

i am properly wierded out that God knows i have been having sinfull thoughts about one of his messengers.

and i am not at all religious.

Is he a catholic priest or the other kind?

If you're not religious then you can be the sinful norty temptress without consequence (other than obvious rl ones but this is a fantasy dreaming right?)

does he look like this?

God the church of englands congregation would explode overnight if they had vicars like that slur!!
Maybe we shoudl suggest it to the archbishop of canterbury

Is there another kind Burpy?

LOL Slur. not quite like that. he has a kind of innocent unkowingly gorgeouse look going on.
tall, brown hair and what look like bluey grey eyes.
and i reckon he works out....or at least the body in my dreams does

Or does he look more like this

Nah - perfectly normal reaction.
I remember going to a friends wedding a few years ago with two other friends (one male and one female) - all three of us sat at the back of the church completely agog at the gorgeous new priest. As our friend was his first wedding - he attended the reception and w were like giggling schoolkids all night, coldn't keep our eyes off him. The following morning, he walked past the house where we were all staying, but he was in jeans and t-shirt. Didn't have the same affect ... there's something to be said for a cassock

pmsl ELF - thats what my old priest used to look like.
no wonder i hated sunday school

Yeah you can get priests in different religions and sometimes they call themselves priests if their anglicans... But hell I'd go to church if he was that good looking... might even get the kids a place in the local religious school if you started going regular... I mean what is on telly on a sunday that can compete with innocent unknowingly gorgeous eyes? I'd personally volunteer for the choir and make cakes for the local fate! you are not being unreasonable

Well it shows how sad i am that i did actually get up and dressed with teh intention of going to church, only reason i didn't is because Ds was not having a good day and i don't want to have been noticed for DS having a meltodown.

Don't they do family services where you leave the kids with the sunday school leader and you go off to ogle? And if you ever feel bad about doing this the good thing about the christians is they are supposed to FORGIVE you! Win win situation

LMAO I am liking your way of thinking Burpy.

Shame he's not a baptist... you'd get the full dunking then!

Stop it. it's late at night and i have to go to bed soon...your filling my mind with all sorts of visions now

Holy ones I hope.. Sleep tight

Have you been reading The Thornbirds??

Is he Father Ralph de Bricassart??

Do you look like the winsome Rachael Ward??

I thought it was a TV programme?