To ask your filthy guilty pleasure food

[FrogandTrumpet]

The cake thread got me thinking - what’s your guilty pleasure food? Something that you objectively know is total rubbish but which you can’t get enough of.

I hold my hands up to liking chicken and sweetcorn pot noodles. I very very rarely have one but just occasionally, I do get the urge.

Also, dirt cheap takeaway pizza. The kind with non-specific tasteless cheese and tomato puree.

@Getonwitit haha, yeah. I just ate 8 of them.
It Was from my local corner shop, one of those buying groups like costcutter etc.
They'll probably never have them again after a week as their stock changes by what fell off a lorry that month I think!
They're worth hoarding if you find them! 😁

Oh yeah butter on chips 🤤

Half a baguette hollowed out, inside thickly buttered and then filled with chilli. Top it off with another dollop of butter. Heaven!

and for dessert Coco Pops, a little milk and a huge blob of squirty cream. Cream must be covered in Coco Pops with every bite.

toasted crumpets with that much butter on them it Drips down your fingers when your eating them

I have it cold straight from the tin in a warm baguette.
Or with ready made shortcrust pastry to make a pie (litterally just the tin filling and nothing else added) it’s lovely hot with veg or my favourite is when it’s cooled back to room temperature with a green salad and avocado 👌

Greg's pizza slice but only when hot.
I am both gluten and dairy intolerant but sweet jesus.

Bloody hell....
Tonnes of extra strong Trebor mints.
And will not stop.. 😩

I never thought to order extra onion but I will now!!! I eat cheddar and raw onion rolls…only from the bakery though.

'Proper slag for cheese' made me laugh 😃

Findus crispy pancakes. The minced beef ones. With ketchup😳

Me tooooooo! So unbelievably good (and practically a health food because of the muesli). Also double cream and a little milk on bran flakes

If you order at the machines you can hit customise and go wild. They've toned it down a bit now though, when it first came out you could add LOADS of extra gherkins or onions but now you can only click them once.

Quarter pounder with cheese, plus extra cheese, extra mustard, extra onions, extra gherkins is amazing

Love so many of these and haven't had them in years! I love a tin of Heinz ravioli with toast.

@Broop 😋😋😋

Glad you mentioned dripping, even though yours isn't!!

But dripping from the Sunday roast beef on bread or toast, with salt and pepper. Must be a few years since I've actually had any.

And ai miss the days when Mum would grill bacon and then dip the bread for bacon butties in the bacon fat rather than using butter.

Fried egg sandwich when hungover, why does a hangover make me crave eggs?
Macaroni cheese
Super noodles

Yep I’m with you on that!

Didn’t know they still did these but all I think of is burning my mouth on them! Same association with pop tarts!

This is the best meal in the world. Used to be amazing from a 'caff' but oven chips have ruined.

Is there anything more filthy than a Donner meat calzone with chips and garlic sauce inside. Meaty cheesy shame 😔

Nutella and biscoff smooth spread on a tablespoon straight in my gob. Biscoff had a slight salty taste which goes well with nutella.

Condensed milk out the tin

Cornflakes with warm milk, sugar added then into the microwave for 20 seconds so sugar melts

Potato frozen waffle inside a toast sandwich with ketchup ( prevents hangovers)

Maderia cake sliced with butter

Chicken super noodles

Crisps sandwiches with cheese and Branston pickle. On cheap white bread.

Stale prawn crackers from Chinese take away.

Proper fried bread. I can rarely find it now.

Black pudding and haggis supper.

You'd think low carbing would bar you from filthy food pleasures, but I give you Aldi smoked processed cheese slices with Jalapeño. An impressively long ingredients list.

With deep fried mushrooms.

Gregg's sausage roll followed by Gregg's yum yum.