Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

[MangetoutsaysGetOutMan]

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

Come on Eileen, Blurred Lines, and other rape themed songs are all over the place.

I feel like a lot of songs are pushed onto artists and they didn’t write them.

My all time misheard line remains “Just let me staple the vicar” in We Are Family

This has got to be a wind up. Even if the lyrics were anus who cares if your child hears it? It’s literally an anatomical word lol. They will hear it one day.

Is there something wrong with your keyboard?

Dear lord, don't put an asterisk in the middle of the word anus! It looks filthy!

just say the fucking words. My god.

My DD used to sing songs at Brownies, and there was a big favourite called I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee.

DD - up to the age of 12 when she left - was utterly insistent that the song was Bringing Home a Baby Bumhole Bee. Every week she belted out those lyrics, loud and proud.

I did try to explain it was bumblebee but she wasn't having it.

Well I never

😳 <sharp intake of breath, clutches pearls>

This is marvellous 🤩

This thread has ruined Bryan Adams for me, with all his ‘sex dreams’ (from the five and dime no less) and runtering going on. Filthy devil.

This made me cry!! Oooh you filthy cow wait til I runter you!!

Yep I agree. I know it’s sheets, but it sounds like shits, and he’s got a temperature so he can’t sleep. Amazing that he can think about his girlfriend while feeling so dreadful with diarrhoea on the floor.

I was a nerdy child and can remember working out that Bryan Adams wasn't old enough to have been a teenager in the summer of 1969, and wondering why he had chosen that particular year...

*anal

*sex

Fixed them for you

Connor is a cat, pooing on my lap...

bryan adams was
born1959
1969 is the summer of love lots of songs about and from it

"Exodus, move you funky people" is what I always heard (not "Exodus, movement of Jah people").

Also, I thought UB40 were singing "I'm a prima donna.."

@useruserna thats a good point - what are the UB40 lyrics, I’ve never known , and I can’t google as I don’t know the title.

Ah another "the freckles on my arse spell out name" moment 🤣

😂love it

@useruserna and @MumblesParty - that UB40 song is 'Food For Thought'

Thank you for that clarification 😂 I laughed so loud I woke the cat up (he says you owe him an apology).

But what did you take at face value? The line very clearly refers to A list, it means what it sounds like. Not the BBC's fault that you have a filthy mind.

@NosyJosie what!! Come on Eileen is rapey!! I didn't know that, love that song. It's not 'cum on Eileen'.

I think it was Mike Read that once had a caller who thought Abba were singing "Take your teeth out" and not "Chiquitita".

"Fix your radio!" Mike said, and was inundated with callers who claimed they, too, had misheard it.