To do unspeakable things to a delivery man with his own clipboard?

[hecate]

Waited in for a delivery today. It arrived, I opened the door. The delivery guy looked at his clipboard, looked at me and said "I've got a delivery for Mr X, you're not Mr X, are you?"

LIKE HE THOUGHT I JUST MIGHT BE MR !!!!!

I said "I'm MRS X"

So can I stick his clipboard where the sun don't shine, or should I book myself in for a complete makeover, and some plastic surgery?

To be mistaken for a man over the phone is almost forgivable but face to face?

Save yourself the money on the makeover and go for the clipboard option.

lol
Was he tring to be clever?

you should have smiled sweetly and said "do I look like Mr X ?" and watched him squirm

we need a new delivery men section

I remeber once being given a load of abuse by a DM. I had just come home with the boys and the pushchair was by the front door, so he had to move it out of they way. he said something like "It's a good job I'm not a fucking fireman comeing to rescue you - tht't buggy's a hazrd. Move it out of the way"

I complained.

Well, I am growing my tash in preparation for another stab at waxing the bugger off, so I have quite clear stubble BUT I was wearing a fecking skirt.

I always feel like I look like a member of zztop at times like this. But it left me feeling fecking unattractive.

I think I was perhaps paranoid and oversensitive about being seen with my goatee, tbh. But... but but..HOW could he want me to confirm that I was NOT a bloke?

gosh!! what a divvy man!!.... i think i would be shocked if he had said that to me too

LOL

Perhaps he was making a joke? Sounds like the kind of inappropriate joke i might make, lol. [hopeful emoticon]

hecate
YOU ARE BEING PARANOID AND OVERSENSITIVE
he was being a 'clever' idiot

Looking at your profile pic, I can see how he may have been confused.

I know
I suppose I'd better go help him remove his clipboard then.......

you could always call his boss and suggest he go on gender recogntion training

HAHA!

hmmmm, Bearded tranny man with flabby man-boobs, in a skirt v bearded lady with saggy boobage, in unfashionable clothing.

I suppose I can see how it was hard for him

just looked at your profile ... a bit of lipstick might help, i have to say
That cat picture is lovely!

Which one? The one who's adopted some puppies, or the one of my cat hurling?

the puppy one -I don;t remember seeing the other one, off for a look

pmsl
the way my screen's tilted that one's a bit dark, I hadn't even realised there was a cat in the pic!