For being a grouchy miserable wound up cantankerous COW?

[Chluro]

Ugh some people WSRN are really REALLY getting on my mammaries today and I want to slap them.

I shan't, natch, but OMG I imainge the feeling of release would be INTENSE

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Chluro - I sympathise, I had the worst two days ever at work, lots of bitching amongst staff and everyone being demanding/rude/both on phone, felt majorly angry by end of yesterday YANBU!

Who Shall Remain Nameless

Soz, am so feckin grumpy I CBA to type it all ;)

yes, how dare you not tell us what WSRN is, are you looking for a slap?

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"Oh, just re read your post, are you saying you want to slap your own mammaries?"

Would it alleviate some of my pent up anger tho?

no but firmly yanking and twisting your nips might .. go on give it a try

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pmsl at this thread

Have spent the last hour testing your theories and I can hereby verify that nipple twiddling aleviates more anger than slapping or said mamms.

Life feels so much better now

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R2, had to go have a lie down after hearing them discussing the eating of ROADKILL!