To roll my eyes at people giving their irrelevant opinions on Mumsnet

[MsLuxLisbon]

I don't want to make this too specific because then it would be a TAAT, but to give a general example: OP starts a thread that says something like 'I went to an expensive seafood restaurant and I was served stale bread, warm wine and I think that one of the oysters was past its best. The staff were unhelpful and I think I should message their head office. How should I go about it'.
INVARIABLY, someone will come along and say 'I hate seafood. YABU to go to a seafood restaurant.' Then someone else will come along and say 'YABU to eat somewhere expensive in a COL crisis. And what about the situation in Gaza/Sudan/Ukraine/Wherever'.
It is so so annoying and people do it all the bloody time on here. AIBU to find this so annoying?

Have you got travel insurance?

This is very outing OP.

And why are you posting here? Ask Mumsnet to move your post to the covid board, or maybe relationships. Better still, get it deleted altogether. I'm sure someone has posted something similar in the last two years.

Have you tried fasting op?

Honestly it's the best thing ever. Nothing worked before. I've lost 6 stone in a month, skin/hair like a goddess. House immaculate 24/7. I am so full of energy now, like a squirrel on crack.

FASTING OP... FASTING!!!

Prime example here. That wasn’t the point the OP was making. Yet here you are giving your random opinion on something else.

You didn't say how old you are, OP, but it sounds like Peri-menopause.

Either that or (and I really don't want to scare you) my friend was annoyed one time and it turned out it was a rare terminal disease.

😂😂😁😂😁

No, I agree with OP, your post was goady and stupid.

Have you consulted a GP about your issues?

I think you will find Eau de nil is much more soothing than teal. There again teal does hid the skid marks if you are a bed shitter.

A&E NOW.

After getting your ducks in a row ofc - could be dementia.

Have you considered that you may have early onset dementia OP.

My dog once had an irrelevant opinion. He decided he preferred his red food bowl to his blue one.

I've never had a dog. I've had cats. And a goldfish, once.

Consider yourself lucky to have oranges. We have to get by on painted balls of clay (water colour, of course. Have you seen the price of oil paint?)

ask stupid questions get stupid answers 😂

Spa day is your answer. Then eat a massive salad.

Sorry OP I don’t get what you mean. Can’t you add a map?

If you're still annoyed then up your dose of estrogen to 7 pumps + 4 patches. Ignore the GP; everyone know they don't know anything. You want to get your medical information from a reliable source (like an internet forum).

Well, whatever. I think outdoor rugs are stupid. And I've spent A LOT OF TIME thinking about wallpaper. Look, even if it is Zoffany I definitely will take an axe to it after a few months.

I know myself and I must stick to neutral walls. Not literally. Obviously.

I'm going to get my dicks in a row.

You sound very old OP.

Not sure I'm seeing it right, need a diagram. You know its MN law now to do diagrams.

Paint? Clay? BATHS?!

You don't know you're born. We wash outside, with cold water. Preferably the overspray from when next door washes the car, but a puddle is perfectly serviceable.

Never did me any harm. People are too soft nowadays.

I feed DC rocks. The fibre is good for them.

I can't bare them OP. My advise is to take a deep breathe so you don't loose your shit. But you should of brought some imiodum if you was going to eat oysters.

Why would ANYONE lose their shit? That's just careless. I keep a cork in my arse, I'm no mug.