To expect all posts to be in English.

[LynetteScavo]

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En wat vinden jullie van het Nederlands, dan?

En ik weet zeker dat het la gob is, trouwens

Who me? No, not unless it's in Welsh - my Welsh only runs to "sospan fach" (had an ex in Llanelli ). Otherwise I can usually tell if they're talking about me (though squonk's Russsian didn't look much like what I were learned ).

Hmm... Or cornish!

@ suey2 ññññññññ

suey2

(I also drew attention to the anus situation,albeit in pidgin Spanish)

ah sí flicky, me salté tu mensaje sobre la caca ! lol

ah! i got lost with the caca bit! My espan (squiggly line) ol is obviously far more pidgin than yours!

bof

sweeny i have techno envy btw

lol I just have my Windows locale and keyboard set to Spanish. I need the ñ and the accents. It is disturbing to communcate with friends and family and having to write about anuses when I mean years :-D

I have a question for you,SweenyTodd....

Que hace un pez?

(sowwy,no upside-downy question mark )

¡Nada! lol

Yeah that's exactly what I meant. That lynette Scavo, 56 anuses. Really

Ah canneee find the Enye on ma keyboorrd...

(That was Scottish. Och aye the noo).

Jessia, there are 300,000 polish people in Dublin and I'm a bit like the OP really, I bought myself a Polish/English phrase book the other day. Can't bear to think I might be missing something!

Tis Fekking hard tho if i must say.

YAB very U
Deciphering the various languages on here, including cod-English, is a vital component of my intellectual regime.

SweenyTodd

That was the first chiste I learned in Spain.I pulled many a time with that beauty ;)

The second was as follows.

Man and woman talking by the pool.

'Usted no nada nada?'
'No traje traje'

They were the good days,alright!!

MadameCholet try this one

I have replicated the sounds as best as I can,but if you do need to write it down,just throw in lots of zs etc ;)

'Putz-eye-um me-yeh-nev doopa'

(Pogue mo thoin in the real stuff )

Goes down a storm in my esl class,anyway.

YABU
F U N E X?

damn I was going to catch you out with the "no traje traje chiste" myself, flicky

Ha ha Flicky! very good. you are practically as good as I am and I learnt it for 14 yrs.

Here's another good one for ya

I remember once that the teacher said, off the record, no need to make a note of this, but 'Is Badiacht é' means he rows his own boat and means he is a wanker. So obviously I remember that too.

hang on. was that Polish for kiss my ass?

very good. I'm learning it now. Putzeyeum meyehnevdoopa.

eemie, Have I any eggs? Yes, about 12 in the fridge.

Ok, so I'm being unreasonable to expect all posts to be in English, but I don't think I'm unreasonable to want to be able to understand all posts.

And that includes Cod's.

I presumed she had spilt something sticky on her keyboard... Is it a coded language for Mmsntrs in her inner sanctum???

S. U F X. L F X N M N T.

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