To expect all posts to be in English.

[LynetteScavo]

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Er... I did realise it was a joke.
I was joking too.

doh

No me molesta, vivía en Espana, hace muchos anos,,,y ahora me falta practica, y a veces, confieso, leo los mensajes que ponen las mamis espanolas.... .

Now. I could do a bit of gaelic, but frankly that's beyond me.... Over to you chipmonkey!

giuro che siamo molto corrette e usiamo l'inglese in 99% dei messaggi

Oh I see.

I thought this was another post about cod.

vous et un nobhead

fermer la gob

this is precisely why i learned spanish. coz im just too plain nosy not to know whats being said around me (i was living in spain/gib)

Si j'avais une livre sterling pour chaque commentaire semblable entendue de mes élèves, je pourrais me mettre à la retraite aujourd'hui...

knowing at squonk

ha lily, i speak a wee bit and when in seville last week, i sometimes wished i didn't. All these spanish old ladies coming up to my baby in her babybjorn going 'mira mira que guappa' (all very nice) but lots of tiene frio, tiene mucho frio' because i hadn't wrapped her up in millions of blankets. no fecking tiene frio, es inglesa, hace calor por ella. .

Hmm, ven aquí gente, he discubierto algo muy interesante sobre Lynette Scavo. No es madre de 3 ninos, es, de hecho un hombre de 56 anos. Es fontanero (por día) y contrabandista. Lleva puesto ropa sucia y fuma como un Francés... Pero es millionario, buscando a una mujer..

Oliveoil,it's le gob,surely?

Fontanero por dia?!Hombre de 56 anos??! (vaya que cantidad de caca debe hacer )

Je av non idea

Hvem oversaetter jeres danske beskeder?

siempre 'la' he sospechado

pero bueno, si es millionario buscando mujer, todo se le perdona, no!

Ya me parecía a mí que lo de "Lynette" era una tapadera

I've just babelfished myself:
"It already seemed to me to me that the one of Lynette was a cover"
lol you have to love the automatic translation efforts [smirk]

Ok, so maybe I asked for it, but you are all making me

(apart from Olive Oil - I understood her post perfectly )

A moze cos po polsku, tak dla odmiany?
(that's without the diacritics, natch) [pseudy icon]
Can you tell I feel isolated being the only MNetter in Poland? (well nobody answered my call in Languages/biling or Living abroad. eek maybe I'm not and I'm just being left out - playground trauma coming back to haunt me)

Are you worried people are talking about you ?

lol Lynette, MadameCholet was saying that you are really a 53 year old plumber-smuggler, you smoke a lot and wear dirty clothes, BUT you are a millionaire looking for a wife, so all is forgiven.
I just said I thought the "Lynette" nick was just a cover-up for that.

Oh i see is it english-speaking-mumsnet only

dinna get yer drawers in a twist aboot a bunch o hens blethering. mind yer beak. whits fur ye nae go by ye

is it okay to spek glaswegian then?

Fatla genes?cheesesarnie ov vy.Ass yw euthek an gewer!Dha weles.

bit of cornish for you

Because we can't get the squiggly lines, lynette was said to have 56 anuses.