To feel hard done by...

[HungryTroll]

The three billy goats gruff got away and I got thrown in the river.

To make matters worst everytime somone posts something nasty, I get blamed.

Don't you think the race relations act should cover us larger mythical creatures?

YABU.

You arent a race.

Oh get off your high unicorn!

You are a mythical species and therefore exempt from its provisions.
So get back under your bridge at once.

awww

have a nice cup of tea love, it'll feel better with a sugar rush

Where do you get the idea that you had any right to those goats? If you get to eat them you should be very grateful and if you don't you'll just have to go to the farm shop like the rest of us. YABU.

Honestly - you'll be complaining that the little trollets haven't been invited to Cinderella's wedding next......