to expect my husband NOT to use my mobile phone

[yellowmini]

on the vibrate setting against his balls?

I have to talk on that to my work, how can I knowing its been violated by vibrating against his pants.

He says he only did it once as a joke and as it was through his pants its ok.

I dont think it was funny. What is it with men???!!!! How is that funny?

im so sorry but pmsl!!!

pmsl.

that is funny

yabvvu

Its NOT funny. SO when my boss calls to discuss marketing spreadsheets I will be thinking oooh this has resonated off your covered testicles it will put me off my line of thought

1st April 2008

OMFG have just looked at the spare phone - its a flip phone, and when I opened it there staring at me was a wirey ginger pube

I think he has been beneth the cotton with the spare one

Great thread btw original wind up!!

ROFL that is hilarious!!!

pmsl

Great thread

LMAO!!!

So funny!!

go online and get the poor man a proper toy!!!

erm...how did this come out exactly? I'm fascinated. Did you catch him at it? Was it truth or dare? Did he just drop it casually into conversation? Do you think he was fishing to see if you'd want to join in?

Whole new meaning to the phrase 'phone sex'!

ROFL - that's the best laugh I've had all day!!

lol