Killer Tune...

[Killmewithatune]

If I were to ask for a song/tune that would irritate the hell out of you being played on repeat whilst you ate out at a restaurant what would it be?
Name change for this as may be outing
Background:
Next door restaurant has decided to build an extensive extention without planning permission or building control, 6ft from my house. Opening very soon.
Council are 'Currently dealing with a high volume of incidents' so can't investigate immediately (and are bloody useless)
Would AIBU to play loud music every time they use the extra seating...and give me an appropriate tune I can play?
Just to add, this is actually giving me sleepless nights and I'm at my wits end with it, but need to do something so I don't actually do something criminal.

That Beyoncé song 😤

Crazy Frog

Years ago there was a party across the road from us and they must have played What Is Love by Haddaway about 20 times during the night. Honestly, I’m still scarred by the experience and cannot hear that song without reliving the trauma.

We will rock you by queen or bohemian rhapsody. Failing that thunder by ACDC, guaranteed to rattle the rafters 🤣🤣

Built this City by Starship

Birdie song.
Agado ( do do )
Monster Mash
Baby Shark.

Toxicity by System of a Down

when asked to turn it down/ off, play Rage against the Machine’s Killing in the Name Of whilst simultaneously sitting in the garden with noise cancelling headphones on.

Some kind of Christmas song on repeat all year round 🤣

Steps - 5,6,7,8

Cotton Eye Joe

because they both get stuck in your head for days.

Im really sorry this is happening, I’d hate it too

Did you knock on their door and say, "Hey there don't hurt me ... don't hurt me ... no more" ?

Baby Shark. 🦈

Theme from the Teletubbies?

😂

My Achey Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus. And block the entrance to the restaurant whilst doing the associated line dance until they cease and desist. As a fellow neighbour of never ending ear shattering renovation work, I feel your pain.

Gangnam style

Or that Godawful Pina Colada song.

Shaking stevens. This Old House

buy your teenager a drumkit/toddler grandchild the noisiest toys you can find and let them loose in the garden

Or start a ukelele orchestra with friends. Pick a few who can’t sing for toffee

This with ukulele orchestra and toddler on the drums/saucepans

Anything by Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Dual Leper, Lizzo, Beyoncé, Minaj, GaGa, rap music and Talking Heads/David Byrne.

Get a recording of a busy restaurant. Play it at full volume.

The problem is won't you annoy the neighbours the other side of you 😬?

Deffo anything by Ed Sheeran

Baby shark

Anything by the Proclaimers

Anything by Mumford and sons

Any Adele song