To be so annoyed he ate all the Penguins

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I am livid.
We have a tin of chocolate biscuits in the cupboard. It was full of Penguins, some of which were the cheaper Aldi ‘Seal’ alternative, okay but not has good. DH has eaten all the penguins and left me with only the sub par Seal bars. Absolute prick, I’m thinking LTB.

The big question here is why you are buying Seals instead of Cart Wheels.

Just discovered Ocado have introduced TimTams… . In the interests of science, may dhave to do a controlled experiment . penguins v timtams.

Can I be part of the research?

Yes, more the merrier, and will scientifically be more accurate.

I'll tell you the answer now.
Tom Tams are superior in every way (except price).
Buy the whole shelf. You won't regret it. The only thing I regret right now is being so far from a Waitrose, and Ocado don't deliver here. Now, how do I wangle an 80 mile drive for timtams??