To be so annoyed he ate all the Penguins

[Popadomorbread]

I am livid.
We have a tin of chocolate biscuits in the cupboard. It was full of Penguins, some of which were the cheaper Aldi ‘Seal’ alternative, okay but not has good. DH has eaten all the penguins and left me with only the sub par Seal bars. Absolute prick, I’m thinking LTB.

P-p-p-p-pack up his things.

Me too!

@whyismysoupcold omg that ACTUALLY would make me feel murderous! He THREW them AWAY!

Dh keeps buying packs of Penguins when he knows I’m not mad keen. I want KitKats! Though having said that, last time I bought a big pack of the 4 finger jobs, I’d eaten them all in 24 hours.
So maybe it’s just as well he sticks to Penguins.

Wins!!

@Popadomorbread I'll give you an alibi!

New patio?

🤣🤣🤣

Why does he deserve a funeral?

It can't be that long till bin day and the weather's not that hot.

Sainsbury's Polar bars, their pretend Penguins, are really quite good.

LTB

I try 😅

😂😂😂

@MeDaughterMerope wins again!!!!!

Well I did hear that polars were going to be extinct soon anyway

"You didn't tell me not to eat it."

^^

So many things wrong with this

On par with did you remind me

No point relying on bin day in my area. New bin contractors have taken over and have proven unreliable and bins aren’t getting emptied.

what would Pingu say?

If you are anywhere near a Waitrose, go and buy some TimTams. They are Australian versions of (or the original?) penguins, but oh, so superior. I probably ate my body weight in them on a 3 week trip to Aus.

what would Pingu say?

Sun under 40 (admittedly only just 😂😂) and I absolutely know this reference and appreciate it greatly!

This post has reminded me of how good the Mint flavour Seal Bars are 😋😋

YABVVVVVVU - Seal bars are much nicer.

My daughter ate my last Mars bar today-
Can I divorce her? She's 15 for context

Haha some fantastic comments thank you, your replies have eased my pain slightly.
Going with the majority I am toying between divorce or new patio to cover up the murder. He has just gone to the shop so what he returns with will determine his future. He better P..P..P..Pick wisely!!!

Age of responsibility is ten. Forced emancipation and a ten bournville finger fine.

@BettyShagter is on fire this evening.

Which my DH would also be if he ate all the penguins.

DH ate a packet of TimTams the other day I could have killed him!