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Is it seen to BU to go to the toilet at work?

525 replies

KittySocks · 25/03/2024 14:08

Posting here for traffic. In the office this morning, there were 2 members of my team having a moan. Essentially, someone had gone to the toilet and had sprayed some of the provided air freshener. Staff member moans that the staff member in question should have waited until they got home before they "stink out the work toilets".

Staff members in question are mid 20s. It started a stupid debate in the office and basically, the older generation see no issue with going to the toilets at work. Younger generation claim they would be mortified and state they would not poop at work!

Is it a generational thing then? I'm of the mindset, if you have to go, you have to go!

YABU - Get a grip - poop away
YANBU - Gross! Hold it in until you get home!

OP posts:
Playingintheshadow · 25/03/2024 19:40

BreatheAndFocus · 25/03/2024 18:24

Do you really have that poor reading comprehension? Bless 😘

I wouldn't be judging anyone's skills in comprehension after the utter shyte you just posted!!!

DuesToTheDirt · 25/03/2024 19:40

Toilets are there for you to, well, use as toilets. Anyone who thinks you shouldn't use them, whether for a pee or a poo or anything in between, is batshit.

Rosscameasdoody · 25/03/2024 19:41

Playingintheshadow · 25/03/2024 19:36

OMG this post is breathtaking in its sheer stupidity!!

Can you make your bowels open on command? Maybe you could educate the rest of us lesser shitting mortals who can't??!!

Christ on a bike!! I have heard it all now!

Just when you think MN batshittery can’t get any worse there’s always someone to prove you wrong !!

Nanaof1 · 25/03/2024 19:41

They have stuff one can put into the toilet that keeps the poo not stink up everything. If someone is concerned, they can use it.

I have IBS. If I still worked, and when I did, if I had an IBS attack, pooing in the toilet and making a stink was the least of my worries!

MuddlingThroughLife · 25/03/2024 19:44

I have IBS and also had a grade 4 tear 22 years ago giving birth. When I have to go I literally have to go and can go anywhere between once a day and 10 times a day.

It's a normal bodily function and everyone does it. I don't see an issue unless someone has gone into work with the trots!

Rosscameasdoody · 25/03/2024 19:44

Playingintheshadow · 25/03/2024 19:40

I wouldn't be judging anyone's skills in comprehension after the utter shyte you just posted!!!

For someone who disapproves of shit, she sure talks a lot of it !!

RaininSummer · 25/03/2024 19:45

Very odd. Surely you go when you need to go.

baileybrosbuildingandloan · 25/03/2024 19:45

redalex261 · 25/03/2024 14:26

Like everyone else, I avoid workplace pooping (!) but would go if necessary. I’m lucky to be very regulated so not too much if an issue!

Think the younger set need to grow up - age, bad diet, fatness has a detrimental effect on a multitude of body functions. Considering how much worse many of their lifestyles are than their older colleagues were at a similar age they may be pooping uncontrollably in the work toilets before long!

It really isn't like everyone else!

Nat6999 · 25/03/2024 19:45

We had a phantom crapper at work, used to leave a perfectly laid turd on the office floor last thing at night for the first one in next morning to find.

Playingintheshadow · 25/03/2024 19:47

Rosscameasdoody · 25/03/2024 19:41

Just when you think MN batshittery can’t get any worse there’s always someone to prove you wrong !!

Edited

Ain't that the truth!!

Thepeopleversuswork · 25/03/2024 19:48

Nat6999 · 25/03/2024 19:45

We had a phantom crapper at work, used to leave a perfectly laid turd on the office floor last thing at night for the first one in next morning to find.

Wait… the office floor? That’s taking it to another level.

Nanaof1 · 25/03/2024 19:51

neverknowinglyunreasonable · 25/03/2024 14:16

I like go at work because it means I get paid for it but then afterward I give all my colleagues a little goody bag like those terrible ones given out by parents travelling on a plane with a baby.

Inside mine is some lavender oil, a nose plug and a poem that says "Very sorry, thought I'd let you know. To the toilet I had to go. You may want to leave it a little bit, cos I've just done a massive..." I'll let people guess the rest.

Needless to say this hasn't worked and HR have asked me to stop.

This made me laugh WAY too hard! 😆🚾🚹🚺🚻😷😳🚽

neilyoungismyhero · 25/03/2024 19:51

'German friend of mine used to light a match after he'd been to the loo. Apparently it gets rid of the smell but I've never tried it!'

Isn't that what kids and drunks do following a farting fest? A small explosion usually follows!!😮^^

Rosscameasdoody · 25/03/2024 19:52

Playingintheshadow · 25/03/2024 19:47

Ain't that the truth!!

Must be nice to be a bat. Shit where you like and fly away. Not have to worry about other anally retentive bats obsessing about it !!

katepilar · 25/03/2024 19:56

Do you all have toilets without separate cubicles with separate ventilation? Like the ones in a shopping mall or airport? We have proper walls inbetween them and the smell problem we have is the smell from the drains.

Nanaof1 · 25/03/2024 19:58

neilyoungismyhero · 25/03/2024 19:51

'German friend of mine used to light a match after he'd been to the loo. Apparently it gets rid of the smell but I've never tried it!'

Isn't that what kids and drunks do following a farting fest? A small explosion usually follows!!😮^^

Yes, a match does work well, but I've only used it in a small home bathroom. At work, with multiple stalls, one might need to build a bonfire for it to work.
🔙🔚🔛🔝🔜🚽🔥

Frumpitydoo · 25/03/2024 20:00

YABU for saying 'poop'.

Silverumbrella · 25/03/2024 20:05

My Nan used to hold hers in every day whilst she was at work. She died from bowel cancer. I mentioned this to my gastroenterologist once (I’ve suffered decades long IBS), he said my Nan would have caused inflammation from doing this which would have contributed to the cancer.
So holding it in is never a good idea, that’s what toilets are for and your work colleagues need to grow up and quit being so juvenile about normal bodily functions.

DistinguishedSocialCommentator · 25/03/2024 20:06

WaltzingWaters · 25/03/2024 14:09

I’d try to avoid it. But if you really have to go, you really have to go!

and go they did in one of our toielts, it was so full it would not flush down I was told.

Funny thing is I've almost walked into a toilet at work when I worked that was full of poo, saw it the stench hit me fits and as I backed out, and staff walked in and I had to say, "it was not me." I still fear they did not believe me - the toilet was disgusting

If I had to go, I'd go home as I often did visits to clients homes and went back home if I really needed to

IamOliveOil · 25/03/2024 20:08

I have pooped at work since I’ve been working which is age 14 to age 39 to date.
When you have to go you have to go! These people need to get a grip, god help their insides, that can’t be healthy!

Wartsandalll · 25/03/2024 20:09

Love taking a dump at work

SuperstarDeejay · 25/03/2024 20:09

katepilar · 25/03/2024 19:56

Do you all have toilets without separate cubicles with separate ventilation? Like the ones in a shopping mall or airport? We have proper walls inbetween them and the smell problem we have is the smell from the drains.

Yep we just have partitions which don't go all the way to the floor or ceiling. You can literally hear the person in the next cubicle breathing.

Fecked · 25/03/2024 20:10

rainbowbee · 25/03/2024 18:37

That's why I liked the loos in my old workplace. They were single occupancy floor-to-ceiling like you'd have in your home. It can be awkward for everyone in a room with stalls. But everyone poos. My only work problem with this was with the man who would disappear into the toilet for 35 minutes after lunch every single day. Like what do they do?

Wank I guess

Rosscameasdoody · 25/03/2024 20:12

Fecked · 25/03/2024 20:10

Wank I guess

Red wine just came down my nose !!!

KvotheTheBloodless · 25/03/2024 20:14

This is mad. Even the King poos. It's a normal bodily function, why must people get weird about it?!

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