Something you'd love to say to that one person at work.

[32degrees]

Say it here, see if it helps.

I'll start: you dramatic entitled cow. I am sick to death of your bullshit. Stop threatening to quit, make my year and actually do it.

You are the laziest person any of our team have ever met. You take credit for other people's work, and your only visible skill is brown-nosing. When you were promoted, for some incomprehensible reason, two of the other people who were up for the job immediately decided to look for jobs elsewhere, one described it as the worst slap in the face ever. Management seem to be realising you're useless now you're in post, but the damage has been done. Oh, and don't use our toilets to throw up in. Either get treatment for your bulimia or wipe up the splashes of vomit.

Did we work for the same boss?? 😂

Stop listening to every single conversation when it is something that has nothing to do with you and then stop commenting on that conversation . Plus stop trying to catch people out for the very slightest “ rule “ break that are actually not even rules !

Why don't you just cancel the damn meeting if you know you're not gonna be available???!

It means that you think your time is more precious than mine.

It's not.

It's truly impressive that you're able to fall asleep in the middle of a team strategy day.

Go on, I bet early retirement would be great...

For once, just ONCE could you please just do what I've asked you to do WITHOUT launching into a lengthy monologue about how it's going to be soooooo complicated and sooooo time-consuming and soooo difficult. Your throwing out a million and one wildly hypothetical problems or vanishingly unlikely scenarios every time the tiniest, most incremental change is on the horizon is what's fucking time-consuming.

I have NEVER asked you to do anything that is not a.) in your fucking job description and b.) easily achievable within your contracted working hours or c.) well within your capabilities. I am sick of hearing the phrase "logistical nightmare" applied to totally straightforward tasks that would take you a few minutes if you just stopped looking for problems and got the fuck on with it.

You are a relentlessly negative mood-hoover of a woman and sometimes I feel as though your emails are crushing my very soul.

Please have a shower.

Thankfully an old colleague because omg that smell.

The staffroom is not your personal office.

Don't write me off bitch. You are no spring chicken yourself.

I told a really unpleasant and spiteful colleague, the day I left, that I'd like to say it had been a pleasure working with her, but I cant, as that would be a lie.

She was still sitting there, gob hanging open in shock, as I walked out the door.

You are a vile backstabbing, hateful,spiteful and humourless funsponge.
You deserve your miserable and empty boring life, and may you live a long time so you suffer more.

By God that felt good to get that off my chest

Have you any idea of the level of contempt that the people you attempt to bully day in, day out, hold you in?

This!!

You're graceless. You're arrogant, lazy, rude, pig ignorant, unintelligent, vain, fake, sycophantic, vulgar and whingy, your fake tan is tacky and your accent is guttersnipe ghastly. I hate you. I hate the fact you walk this earth and use up oxygen. I hate that nice people died in the pandemic and yet you live you horrible cow. You don't deserve that bonus you're up for. The only thing you deserve is a smack in the chops and a dose of the clap. You're a turd that could never be polished.

Ex colleague 1: Stop hugging me, stop micromanaging me, you're pathetic and everyone hates you.

Ex colleague 2: I know you were trying to gaslight me. We all hated you. I wrote J that reference that showed you up by omission. Fuck off and fuck your cat and have a princess tantrum because your wimp of a husband didn't buy you a big enough designer handbag.

Ex colleague 3: You're a stupid chav who should have better privacy controls on social media.

Ex colleague 4: You're lazy, you're a hypocrite and we know you're manipulative who plays the system to get extra time off.

You’re a fucking lunatic, stop talking to everyone like they’re 5 years old in such an utter unwarranted panic about things which are utterly simple and micromanaging the most ridiculous and mundane tasks - I have no fucking idea how on earth you’re in a ‘senior’ role because anywhere else you’d be a laughing stock.

Your a sad old cow who is bitter and every knows and thinks your sad.

Thank you for the support - I really appreciate all you’ve done for me! 💗

I can't stop thinking about you!

OH NO!!! I did not read the room 🤣🤣🤣

I forgot about the nutter sending emails in the am ,and now that I'm away having to txt you before a shift then call you at 8.30 am then update you at 2.30 pm whilst I was off with a chest infection.i seriously thought about assaulting you when I came back for the harassment.

😂

To be fair ...

If you need my help with your work,but have no idea how to help me with mine or cover me when I'm on sick/annual leave - you really shouldn't be my manager.

There's a reason you had a verbal warning.

P.S I was patient until you told me you hit your dog the other day for crapping in the 'wrong' part of the garden.Cunt.

Put a sock in it ( that's the polite version) It's always the same bloody person in a departmental meeting. Always has to be the one spouting their opinion... Has only been in the place 5 mins and is as annoying as hell.

You are selfish, gobby, lazy twat who got promoted way too quickly in order to avoid doing the job you tell us all to do day in day out because you couldn't actually hack it. When you are delegating work remember it's us that is getting keys, getting in the car and driving for miles and miles then dealing with it on our own whilst you sit in the office with your fifty thousand fag breaks. Oh and stop strutting around the room like you do, nobody actually walks like that. Also I hate your face and I find you rude, blunt and overall very thick.